Re: [GreenMachine] Anything New Planned for Bridge Day?
How about some Old-New Ways . . .
This would be a cool way to raise money for something worthy and yet to be determined.
For instance:
Two way with Yuri, what's the chances he'd punch threw another canopy. Cost: 100 bucks.
Two way with Gerald, BASE 75, you won't really understand it, but still surely pass on the story to your grand kids. Cost: 150 bucks.
Two way with The Pick. This one has to be paid in advance. "Was that today?" is no excuse if it doesn't happen. Cost: 200 bucks.
Two way with JBird, guaranteed the best stuff, so if you don't remember it, you still have to pay. Cost: 250 bucks.
Two way with Mark Hewitt, BASE 46. Inventor of the line mod. No matter how this goes he'll still kick your ass all over the landing area for fucking up. Cost: $300 bucks.
Two way with Moe Viletto, BASE 257, by the time he teaches you how to pack to his satisfaction Bridge Day will be over, so bring your running shoes. Cost: $350.
Two way with Marta, BASE 206. Co-Owner of Apex BASE and after landing you might as well turn gay as you just had the best woman imaginable. Cost: $400.
Two way with Robin Heid, BASE 44. If after this jump you hit him over the head with a beer bottle, we'll give you the money. Cost: $450.
Two Way with NickDG. Here you get not only my promise I won't hit you in freefall or under canopy, you'll also get the complete history of BASE and I won't steal your girlfriend unless she's really really hot. Cost: priceless . . .
NickD