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So tonight, I was checking out a big motha fuckin antenna that a buddy gave me info for, and on the way in I noticed a locale with one of my favorite past times: striiipppclubbb

I walked in, sat at the bar and after not too long, Shaniqwa came up, asked to sit on my lap and it was all downhill from there. I'm talking love at first sight. Her teeth had more gold than fort knox which I thought would feel pretty wild on my knob, but as she was giving me the VIP lap dance, i noticed that the works down there smelled like a Jersey fish market. I must have made such a great impression on her that she asked me to come to her place after work.

I deliberated.

And then I deliberated even more

And then I went home

Was that the right call?

I had sex with a stripper once...

the best way to describe it....

hotdog down a hallway.

 
Here is how it would have gone down:

1) She would have either charged you or asked you to buy her drugs
2) Refer to Carbombski's hotdog in a hallway reference
3) You would have enjoyed many painful visits to the doctors office while they treated you for herpighonnasyhpillaids.

Karbomski..... is that better or worse then a soda can in a dumpster?

So what you're really saying, is that you have a little dick ?

Pussy's easy to come by - shaniqwa ain't going anywhere.

Did you jump the antenna?

He wrote, he went home

Isn't always like a hotdog down a hallway with you?

Ody

Easy on New Jersey bro, maryland has some shady areas too. Not all of us can claim to be from the land of the secret underground pentagon...

Ask gerald 75 about shaniqua, bet he's tagged it on a 'bag o heroin"

I've dated strippers for awhile and the things I've learned is although the sex is off the charts the emotional baggage is a moon launch, from dealing with her babies daddies or extended family or parole officer that want to fuck her & in most cases female, drug dependence's, court orders, insecurity, dip shit bosses, coworkers that are jealously to a point of physical harm, money issues, sleep desperation,no 1 loves me insecurities, former convictions, neighbor haters, sisters who aren't as near good-looking but want to bust a nut anyway & last but defiantly not least there "real daddy" showing up to take little miss sunshine back home to Tallahassee so he can keep an eye on her....yeah go for it

I worked as a DJ in a strip club once and
agree with your assessment, however,
Tallahassee has ZERO strip clubs!

To: Ghetto

Ah ha, ok, I get it, thanks.

but that was the point, wasn't it?

There's a business opportunity.

Partners?

hell yeah!
Wait, what is there to jump there?

I'm sure we could find a tall stripper. Or, we could use drugs and money to train a group of them to stand in a PCA-able pyramid. You game?

If my wife hears about this, I will end up with tyres around me, petrol over me and set alight, ghetto style.
Sorry but I fear too much for my life.

Ghetto style, eh?

I thought they were only doing that up north here in Soweto?

were theres a tire, thres a way

  so, that's where tizzy works.