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for fear of it being lost in the other thread, heres a new one ..

tell your best magot stories, if you wish..

heres mine. http://bryanrapoza.blogspot.com/

cheers. -b

thanks for sharing

Hi There,

Thank You,

Mr. Avenfoto !

You know the "Drill' that mAgot did !

Great Post !

Tears !

how you All Doing !

Thank You !



That ray Losi person is a " Big" Assole



Gerald






























1072

So this is how I met Jerry...

Perrine...Memorial Day 2007.

Some douchebags...no idea who (The ones in the colorful camper if you were there) Decided to make the visitor center parking lot their very own. It was annoying, but whatever.

Anywhooo.

One of the douches lets his dog run free and it decides to attack a little old couple. I mean, they were like a thousand.

Douche guy starts cussing out the old couple like they did something wrong. Uh, no.

So I lean in and threaten to rip fuckwad's head off. Cuz it's fun and douchebags taste like chicken.

I turn around...pretty spun up from the almost throw down, and there's Jerry standing next to a yellow H2. He must have noticed I was a little hot, so he just goes "Dude, those guys are NOT with me!"

Then Nick comes over and tells me that this is indeed the famous Magot. I shake his hand, tell him thanks for all the posts that made me piss myself, and we go jump.

Nicest guy around.

 
Hey there,

Did You share the 270' cliff / Jerome County/ magot ?

Golf Gourse ?

Gerald



.....1072

No man...

Nick had his riser-over and tried to go in. They called it a day.

We drank to excess to ease the pain of Nick's broken ass ribs.

First I have a shit load of Maggot stories, but this one is at the top of the list.

It was around 98 I think and Jerry was on a 4 way team with my future wife Donna. Well, at some point in the season he decided he was too good for the team and quit to fly with another team. This obviously made her and her teammates a little upset.

Later that season there was a party at a friends house that everybody was at. You know, one of those parties that Jerry and mostly everyone else was on some mind altering substances. You know the kind that glow sticks add an extra dimension too.

Donna was always giving him shit about quitting and this night was no different. Maggot asked for forgiveness and then asked is there ANYTHING that he could do to make it up to her. So Donna says to him, while holding a glow stick (The 6" kind) OK, you want to make it up to me, let me shove this glow stick in your ass. Jerry thought about it for all of 2 seconds and then said, OK.

So Donna goes into the kitchen and gets a oven mitt, saran wrap and some cake icing, yes cake icing. I got a camera and we all went into the bathroom. I say we all cause there were a couple of other people that had to come watch what was about to happen. So like a surgeon, Donna puts on the oven mitt and wraps it with the saran wrap. Then she held the glow stick and started to put the icing on it. Maggot was like, what the fuck is the icing for and Donna responded, LUBE. Jerry nodded his head with approval, like hey, good idea.

Then with out hesitation, he pulled down his pants and bent over. This whole time mind you, I'm taking pictures. Then Donna bends over to take aim and BAMMM!! She jammed that glow stick in his ass, I even think I heard him say OHHHH, AHHHH. I couldn't believe what I was seeing, Donna with her mitt, saran wrap, glow stick and icing half way up Jerry's ass. She then pulled her hand away and that glow stick STUCK, if you know what I mean. Again all the time I'm taking pictures. I can't even tell you how hard we were laughing. So after a couple of seconds, Jerry with glow stick in ass, turns around and says "Now do you forgive me?" Maggot then pulled the glow stick out and pulled up his pants. One of the funniest moments in my life was over, but I was stoked that I captured it all on film, so I thought. The camera actually didn't have any film in it. I was so pissed, cause no one would believe it happened, but IT DID!

You guys wanted a Maggot story, well there's one for the records.

damn. thats a good one.