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there was another thread I had to remove. it seems that most MJ jokes are pedophilia jokes. that topic is not tolerated on the site.

feel free to post non-pedophilia jokes!

You should put my joke back up. It wasn't a pedophilia joke. You must have a sick mind.

Do you seriously expect to get a lot of non pedophilia MJ jokes? Why not just close the thread.

ok, my bad... joke was in "I'm Bad" taste

so in that line of thinking, why are sexist jokes allowed? are they ok, whereas pedo's are killed in prison with a broom stick

Turns out CPR isn't easy as ABC


ABC ... Easy as 1,2,3
Unless of course, ABC stands for Airways, Breathing and Circulation

Upon hearing the news of Michael Jackson's death, mourning fans released a white dove in his honour. Well, it was actually a blackbird, but with a rare skin condition...


Upon hearing the news of Michael Jacksons death, Jesus went to wait for him at the pearly gates.
When Michael arrived, Jesus grabbed him, dangled him over the edge of a cloud & screamed, "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT, YOU IRRESPONSIBLE CUNT!??"

This recession is really hitting everyone hard.
Even the Jackson Five have had to lay one member off.

A tenner says we never see La Toya again.

Possible........... just not that funny...

I disagree. we were discussing a known pedophile in a way that some sick minded people may find funny. I also assume personal attacks require the recipient to be alive. I think it was no more a violation of dorkzone policy than discussion of pedophile discussions being dis-allowed.

actually, Mac provided more "allowed" jokes than I expected. I found several of the removed jokes funny. it's just the pedophilia rule has always had a zero tolerance associated with it, so I trashed the entire original thread.

I created this thread simply to remind every one of the ban on pedophilia comments.

OK, so Michael Jackson walks into a.....oh wait.

What does Michael Jackson have in common with.... oh crap that won;t fly.

When Michael Jackson walks into Neverland a....... hmmm, nope.

I give up! Clean Michael Jackson jokes are just not right.

What with Lewis Hamilton winning the F1 world championship, Barack Obama being president of the USA, Will Smith being the world's highest paid actor and Tiger Woods being the world's best golfer, it has never been cooler to be black.

Poor old Michael Jackson must be kicking himself.

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All these people saying "Well yes Michael slept with kids, but he was a great singer" make me sick. You don't see them talking about how good a caretaker Ian Huntley was!
[Schhhh.... this might be a bit on the limit]

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NEWS FLASH: Unofficial reports that Pop is dead!

The worlds thoughts are with Snap and Crackle at this tough time.

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Have you seen this week's album chart?

It's a non-mover at number one

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Michael Jackson has died ladies and gentlemen.
I don't know who or what you all blame for this, his doctor or stress maybe...

All I can say is…

Don't blame it on sunshine
Don't blame it on moonlight
Don't blame it on good times
Blame it on the boogie.

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THANKS BOOGIE!
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Very close friend and psychic Uri Gellar has said that he is deeply shocked and saddened at the unexpected death of Michael Jackson.
Some fuckin Psychic he is!

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Posting jokes about Michael Jackson, before his corpse has even cooled?

Shamone all of you!

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What's black and white and is now dead?

The penguin I stabbed last night.

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When Michael Jackson grabbed his chest and went "Ow!", did anyone notice?

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26th June 2009, the morning Neil Armstrong was able to wake up once again the world's favourite moonwalker.

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I will get my coat now.......

except one Non-MJ

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Women's football would be a lot more popular if they renamed it "22 girls 1 cup"

Nice

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A priest, a rabi, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar and the bartender looks up and exclaims "Hey!, is this some sort of joke?"

http://www.dumpert.nl/..._dat_mj_dood_is.html

this thread is no longer fun.

I reposted mine on blinc, I think pedofile jokes are ok over there.

http://www.blincmagazine.com/...erred.html#post82568

Nice, I'll do that as well :-)

Oh Michi, political correctness is none of your virtues.
Think of the turmoil you started inside the VDO.

Oh yes, that one backfired a bit...