i held some dude at gunpoint, pistol whipped him, took his BASE number card by force, and now call it my own. ive got it tattooed across my shoulder blades now
If I remember correctly, BASE 666 died on a skydive (apparently, that number is bad luck). The screen name "BASE 666" is used by Dan Horner, a Yosemite ranger who gets paid to keep tabs on jumpers.
Well then, hello Dan Horner. Shame on you guys for busting my balls for all those years for my tragic climbing accident in the Black Canyon. The pain and suffering of years and years of harassment has led to ptsd, erectile dysfunction and the squirts of spastic colon. Where's my payback?? Respectfully, 386