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With endless hours of research i believe i have traced the blood line of our tall, blue eyed, Germanic looking friend Ghetto.

His upper class upbringing obviously made him a bit of an outcast and to deal with the identity crisis assumed the nickname "Ghetto." Which is about as accurate as saying Paris Hilton has a nice tight virgin snatch.

From my research i have traced this silver spoon fed young mans blood line all the way back to the great pilot himself.... The Red Baron.

Wow! The Red Baron is one of my greatest heroes. With both skill and class, he shot down dozens of your fellow countrymen in the war to end wars. Above all, he did it atop a flying doghouse. Respect.



Don't worry, though, you can change the subject all you want, but you're still getting deported! I'll buy the first beer when I see you in London

I've always assumed he was from Mentor. That's where all of the weirdos in Ohio come from.