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I dont know if its me, my weak bowel system, or the nature of the FLiK, but damn those openings always give me a nice surprise

...a nice chocolate surprise

Edit to add: I'm specifically referring to the opening shock from a terminal BASE opening, not shitting yourself because you're so scared, but I guess we can count that too if you really want

LOL

no shit, there I was at 1800 ft and had to poop soooo bad, and I knew it was gona be messy if I did jump. I decided to tell the other jump to jump, go higher, but just get out the bombs-away.

I used to chuckle at the pooping base jumpers, but now I understand.

Luckily there was a nice platform on the outside of the A...

You know how weird/strange/unnerving it felt to have be poopin on the outside of an antenna? OMG Then I was damn no knife so I know use the bottom part of my shirt to wipe... FUCK... I had to use a new white sock.... almost lost my hiking boot to the wind troll... then wiping and so on and so forth....

no more laughing at the pooping base jumpers!

I climbed down off a tower once because I was convinced I'd shit myself on opening.

Phil Smith, BASE 1, is Shit BASE #1 too.

I'm glad I'm not the only one.

Never laugh at the guy popping. We were on a water tower and I had to pop. So hanging my ass out popping the guys where laughing so hard the house not to far away herd us. They called the cops and we all went down town.

hahaha, brilliant

I think being quite is good but sometimes things are too damn funny. Hell I have been laughing at this whole thread.

oh dear, not having done a terminal jump (yet), is this something i should to be concerned about?

on the other end of things:

have you guys seen anyone downright puke out of pure fear on top of a bigass terminal cliff?

id like to think i would never be that guy but everytime i close my eyes and visualize myself about to exit that giant rock called [insert]
i get a weird freaked out feeling.

I remember a guy who called it "Flying a mud falcon."

I laugh everytime I think of that.

i thought i smelled something stanky last time we were out at little CO

haha that time i was good, i swear!

guess what...i'll be out in flagstaff working at nau from mid sept through jan...so lets huck it up!

 
Always, always, always take care of your base ass before exit. Never risk the humilliation of being found at the bottom of an object with soild pants. It just looks so bad when it's written up in the accedent investigation. Please, for the love of our sport, act responceable.

Lee

Sorry, couldn't help it:

http://www.basejumper.com/...ost=1957886;#1957886

Wow that really was a good one...

I can't believe that there were actually serious answers in there

sweet i will come down and hang in fag staff....

I have never filled my pants on a BASE jump however my mentor did so when he landed in a tree rather abruptly.

Eatin blotter before a base jump about makes me poop my pants!!!!
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Miss my buddy Nik H.