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What's this noise about Hank becoming a forest ranger ?
If it is true, then that whirring sound I've been hearing is Maggot spinning in his grave.

Say it ain't so Hank.
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Re: [stitch] What's this noise about Hank becoming a forest ranger ?
that dood is an airborne ranger . . .
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Re: [stitch] What's this noise about Hank becoming a forest ranger ?
I have thought about doing a stint as a security guard to jump a few buildings. And a forest ranger is NOT a National Park Ranger. Different rule set, and attitude regarding back country parachuting. AFAIK.
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Re: [stitch] What's this noise about Hank becoming a forest ranger ?
stitch wrote:
If it is true, then that whirring sound I've been hearing is Maggot spinning in his grave.

Say it ain't so Hank.

They'd probably make him get a hair cut.

It'd be long over due. When I got rid of my pony tail I took a survey amongst the other guys at work on when they reformed (hair-wise; I don't know if the motorcycle in the super market incident went with long or short hair, and one went to prison as a short-haired guy at 40-something. I think you can get away with more when you look harmless but there are limits beyond which the FBI gets involved). Every one was a long-haired hippie, and every one got rid of the mop a couple years either side of 30. Some people are just late bloomers.