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I was on a big tower (talking big here) and was slider off packed for what i thought was gonna be our usual 270ft tower. By the time i found out what was going on i had non jumping company so couldnt start being unsociable packing.

I was open probably around 1300ft!

I dont know if i cheated the tower or myself, all i know is for the past 2 days i have felt like i fucked a fat chick who didnt even have the looks to say "But she had a pretty face."

I know you're reading this Mike, that means we climb your tower and take it down!

it is not uncommon to feel dirty after being with a french whore..... next time wear protection

You made the second load all laugh, so you shouldn't feel too dirty. After the third shotgun like sound we heard a dog fart somewhere in the distance and lost it

*edit for typo

im not really surprised that andy wasnt able to get it up for suck it low saturday

Hey, i met your brother while i was out there. Has a way cooler job with bigger guns and made you look like the twin that got most of the estrogen!

Joe, at least i only needed to get on the rail once before i jump

I was just admiring the view.

he doesnt have a green card tho.... :P