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If anyone on here knows a Tim Evans who has been in the hampton roads area recently, please inform him that the Virginia locals would like to have a word with him in regard to the object he heated up.

I've got two thing for you to think about.

1. One of the things you learn from years of dealing with drug people, is that you can turn your back on a person, but never turn your back on a drug. Especially when it's waving a razor-sharp hunting knife in your eye.

2. A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip.

have you been reading fear and loathing in las vegas?

Maybe... but as your attorney, I advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit. You won't need much, just a tiny taste.

"I didn't think I should tell him about the creatures, the poor bastard would see them soon enough."

"How long to the LSD kicks in? -As your attorney I advice you to drive as fast as possible, it'll be a miracle if we make it there in time."

Some of my favorites....
~Jake

I have just booked my ticket and I'm on my way to day blaze this thing. Which of the two is better to jump? East or West?

tough call.

I reckon I'll go the east to increase the chances of been seen...

Since when was it not okay to visit another area, jump another crew's flagship object without first contacting them (even if you've jumped it years and years before), then get arrested off of it?

If I still lived there with you guys I'd be pretty damned pissed too. Any info yet on this Tim Evans from Australia who burned my old playground?

hey wait a minute!

I know an australian guy, friend of mine, he is from Virginia Beach, his name is Tim Evans. But last I checked he has never base jumped, or even skydived.

could there be two Tim Evans?

hmmmmm...

did he used to own a ski shop in virginia beach?

Nope, sorry sir, there is just the one - ha ha

now how would i have any association with a ski shop owner?

nah...i don't see the connection.