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let me ad that this is a very good opportunity for all you aspiring base'ers!
its very nice of mr.0584 to put on this coarse and as far as we know the only one of its kind. even miles's coarse doesnt cover this info!
like
-how to carry multiple stash bags to and from objects.

anyway, dont fuck up your best shot at getting into base with some really amazing jumpers. i dont want to brag but were kind of a big deal around here. so dress warm, bring beer and man the fuck up!

What you guys don't like my mad GC skillz? Lead you to one crazy low A in BFE and destory some stash bags with battery acid and you won't learn me how to base jump?

 

For tonight's class, I propose we use 'fishing' for our code phrases.

So instead of saying "let's go put on our gear and go base jumping" we say "let's bait our hooks and go catch some small mouth bass."

and instead of saying over the radio "we'll jump off this [tall object] once that fat security guard in the white truck behind the shed moves out of the way," we say "there's a goddamn white baracuda hanging around the reef and prevents me from launching my boat."

From here on out my code name will be Goose.

Goose out.

Good luck fishing tonight and don't fall in.

 

Well, considering the fact that the "we're kind of a big deal around here" crew has a season-high number of players sitting on the bench right now, we might want to wait 'til we all heal up and actually start jumping again before fishing for packing bitches, free beer and gas money. Let's see, with 2 of us taken out by massive amounts of giant flying ice cubes, and Red Bull's latest addition to PDX showing off his amazing ability to dropkick a tree trunk under canopy, we may want to re-think our marketing timeline.

 

For the record my dog is only trying to help. She knows all the great benefits of a vented PC and thought she would help out and provide us with the "blue heeler" mod so we wouldn't have to spend cash on a new vented PC. She even made sure to keep the bite holes symmetrical on the PC, now that's a smart dog!! Oh and my vote is for italian mafia, they seem to enjoy weapons, violence, and intoxicants. Which seems to match well with the PDX crew.