Re: [Calvin19] Name that BASE jumper...
Dude, what are you talking about? I can still type one-handed faster than you can type with both of your bony appendages.
Even including typing with
markup and "punctuation" and proper speeling.
In fact, my gargantuan left hand can even type a capital P using the left shift key, and dance across the keyboard like a butterfly to write ridiculously long replies to you just to prove to you and the world that although I may be injured I'm NOT FUCKING HELPLESS!!! AAAAAHHHHH!!!
NATE!!! COME TIE MY SHOES!!! MEATLOAF!!! NOW!!!
What's he doing back there? I never know what he's doing...
edit: fucked up the wedding crashers reference..