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We have it worked out here in Cleveland.

I'd buy a square mile or so out in a clear area. Buy ahnd erect a nice 800 freestander or a 2000' guyed, each with elevator.

I'd post no trespassing signs and sell it off to SafetyNate for $50.

And when someone gets busted up and tries to sue, they'll wipe him out. But I'd fork over a nice $50,000 each year, off the record.

Genius! Now all I have to do is score a few hundred million.

Totally hope you win bro!!!

However, it is common knowledge that
a lottery is a voluntary tax by the state
on people who are really bad at math

What about building Jeb's wingsuit landing ramp? It would be worth $3 million to either watch him try or not talk about it on every news outlet for the next 5 years.

When I win the lottery I'm gonna buy Iceland.

And Latvia if I have any cash left over.

Too bad they're both flatter than Hillary Clinton's chest.

 save your money, just buy off the cops that bust you.

If I win I am going to build "Beer Park B.A.S.E. Land". It will have each object and they will rotate to adjust for wind direction. Maybe I should put the pipe down for a while?

If you win the lotto you would live in Cleveland? Really?