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I am gonna be in Vegas from 12/31/08 to 01/04/09 any one else gonna be around willing to do something while we are there pm me please

I'm leaving town on the 2nd and might have some time to jump before then.

Dude do you ever slow down,
Look a Chicken in Twin
Look a Chicken in Slc
Look a Chicken in Vegas

Hey the wife just gave us a trip to Vegas for christ mass over the new year so ya know I have to jump something while there.. Yeah we have been hittin it hard since the trip about 3 or so jumps a week.

Dude...if you're getting PCA'd most of the time they really don't count... Oh, by the way good job on opening the B the other night. That was a perfect jump! My visuals were so intense and I still can't get over the skyway coming at me!

So let me get this straight...

PCAs do not count.
TARDs do not count.
Perrine Jumps do not count.
Bridge Day Jumps do not count.

Soon the only way to have a jump count
will be to snort a line of coke and heroin
off of the naked ass of a hot, female, cop
then exit from a low, under-hung building
in an enemy foreign land while fucking an
angry and un-cooperative badger.

Thanks Green, Im glad someone was finally able to definitively type out what constitutes a legit base jump....

nice to meet u in vegas. have fun in az !!

Those are the only ones that i count...

so let me get straight...

What you are saying is that despite the availibility of hot naked female cop ass at the exit point, you would choose instead to fuck a badger?

now let me get this straight.

didn't ending credits in YOUR movie feature the song with words "I wanna fuck a dog in the ass" ?

I am willing to do the low jump and the coke with a heroin kicker. but can i get some one to help hold the badger?

since you seem to have an interest in the topic...
do you know why you should shag a sheep on the edge of an object?

better pushback ?

I know two guys who now live in Vegas. However, they don't BASE jump anymore.
P.S...your are getting an * by the "E"

Okay dude, go ahead and explain.

vid666 know his bestiality!

its the same reason your badger squirms so much...
she gets nervous looking over the edge!

I think a male badger would be the way to go since they would tend to be a little more ferocious. Just saying.

Wow, those circumstances sound familiar. Are you talking about Bridge Day?

Let's see.....

Coke and heroine - PROBABLY
Hot, female cop - DEFINITELY
Low, under-hung building - CHECK (Holiday Inn)
Enemy foreign land - CHECK!!! (NPS land)
Fucking an angry and un-cooperative ranger - I SURE HOPE SO!!!

Oh wait.....you wrote badger? Is that a code word?

Well...I am getting ready to hit a 230' that is underhung by 30' below, 90' on right and 50' skyway to the left....all I need now is a Badger, some blow with a heroin kicker and a hot, female cop!

This one should count!

If you are getting ready to HIT it, what you really need is some ARMOR.

magots done that already.

230' [object] that is underhung by 30' below

If wind blows through the object, then
I assume you are static lining with a
decent tail wind?

If it is solid then you must have one hell
of an impressive standing broad jump!!

It was great! 3 of us went 2 PCA 1 SL... It couldn't have went better. That one made the 4th B opened in 3 weeks. I have the mother of all lined up for New Years at midnight....

Can't wait.

you mean 3 "B"s opened and four jumps off those buildings. Dick. Now you have opened 4 "B"s and five jumps dick. Good job on the last one wish I coulda been there

Rock on dude & Happy New Years!

Oh, and feel free to PM any
photos you want to share

I'm sure he will send some pics as soon as he is out of jail!!! Happy New Year's Day Superdave!!

Your biggest fan,
Karl Bob