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So my girlfriend wants one of these stupid snuggie blanket things for christmas. The website you order off of is a super shady p.o.s. You have no choice but to buy one and get one free for an extra $8 shipping, fine, whatever. The next page asks what color you want your discounted stupid ass snuggie to be, so i picked it, not knowing that it really meant a completely additional one, which also comes with a free extra one you have to pay $8 shipping for. So all tolled between the $20 thing I wanted to get her, and all the shadiness on the website, I paid $96 for four shitty blankets. Oh, and it makes you put in your credit card at the outset, and then doesnt show you a total or confirmation until your card has been charged. Lesson learned, avoid the god damn snuggie!!!

Got one in green you want to sell?

3 words: Chargeback, Free Snuggies

Good Idea

A friend of mine got illegally towed
by an unscrupulous tow-truck pirate
so when I took him to pick it up I
suggested he write under his sig:
Signed under duress and then
contest the charges.

 
What the fuck is a Snuggie?
I'll bet I could sew one for you and do it cheeper.

Lee

Haha i bet you could too, and i bet i could, but she saw it on tv, and thats the one she wanted.

What's not to like. You get a free book-light with every purchase.

Man im glad you wrote that, i saw the commercial about an hour before i read that thinking my mother would like something like that so i was going to buy it for her, now im definitely not going to try.

I saw the commercial about an hour before and thought, "My, what a stoopid fucking idea. The point of a blanket is that you snuggle up in your own body warmth.. adding sleeves just makes it a bath robe"

Then I thought of all the poor saps out there with gullible girlfriends/wives who have their mens' nuts and wallets in a vice and realized that the inventor is a genius

My nuts are were much more blue before she took them, so im fine with it. Also, its clearly not a bathrobe, its a bathrobe that you wear backwards... oh and also for sale, 4 booklights. Good for night jumps! Im sure you can get them someplace less shady, but i do not advise freesnuggie.com