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I know some jumpers got
hassled at the Holiday Inn
but this one was cool

Don't let your other Head confuse your common sense. She is just another one sucking the public Tit and will still turn you in for prosecution for stealing a little Air space. Just like the Other ones 'without' Breasts and internal sexual organs and a cute smile .
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fucking pigs. all of them.

Your picture looks like the rufies are just kicking in. You puttin' on airs like Hugh Heffner?

My eyes look very safe,
she looks quite sleeping,
& my pipe is pimp-tastic!

She looks somewhat intoxicated. Did you PIITB?

Nice pipe there Green

What did you do.........looks like you slipped that poor cop a shroon .....look at her eyes

The young lady was given zero ruffies,
mushrooms, sleep pills, Nyquil, or big
box of red wine!

Actually her eyes, smile, and weak knees
are all part of some intense afterglow*...
which is what a lady gets after you really
knock the bottom out of it.


* Just joking cause as you know all BASE
jumping Toms are "Old, Fat & Married"

So you didn't PIITB

Next time perhaps. Still, that pipe is Crackin!

Wow am I not hip...
I just had to google: PIITB

First time you used I assumed it
was some kind of new drug

Of course she was down for that
and totally wanted it but, ha ha

Glad you dig the pipe bro, I used
to puff on cloves or cigars but the
wife disliked both but everyone
likes the smell of a nice pipe

tell her Dr. 460, the extremely handsome, wealthy, well-endowed and single atomic scientist base jumpers said "hey baby!"

did she dominate you with her handcuffs?

Two out of three ain't bad