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Anybody know if soft cocks velcro containers are still being made, i heard that there not in production anymore but if you speak to the guys who make them they sometimes make a few a year?
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Nope don't do anymore. I still sew and even have a bigger sew room too. I will do some BASE repair but I don't do any new Rigs for a couple years. There's other manufactures out there doing Rigs full time that also do volume so the CS should be hand in hand when buying from bigger volume Rigging shop. I luv to sew and build but Sewing is actually a time consuming job that takes all your spare time if your working another job and that's the sucky part of it.
& Hey everyone knows that Garage Rigging shops like this 'softcock' are dealin out Pure BlackDeath. .. ;)
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[& Hey everyone knows that Garage Rigging shops like this 'softcock' are dealin out Pure BlackDeath. .. ;) ]
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thats why i cant find anyone to jump with out here!

There's plenty of local jumpers starting up around here, Your just not in the Loop ... Ha hhahah
OHhhhhh, and I believe that Even your Mama called me to 'Order-up' a Rig.
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you got that shit right. we actually have a "crew" again and didnt have to go all "pet cemetery".

but man, show up to ONE high bust object wearing flo yellow reflective clothing and your off of the call list! wtf! i just wanted to look good on video before i posted it on you tube.

these new guy's, i tell ya... strict.

as far as my moms rig order.... she thought she was odering some new post menapausal dildo called "the soft cock". so you can give her her 250.00 dollars back.
OOO SNAP!

Great pic Ray!!

Hey, Green. The SoftCock Rig was the local shit buddy.
Even hotty, Jenna Jameson got wind of the beast and called to order one. Unfortunately even though many locals offered to take on a load. She was denied sale of my BASE Rig due to no Skydive Canopy experience.

The Pic. below will explain the ending outcome of Jenna's shortcomings from not having my Rig.
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there still the shit! if one is lucky to own one they should be proud.

I sure love my SoftCock! It goes everywhere with me.

If i remember correctly it is selfmade?

selfmade by one of the posters in this thread I would "guess"

Yep, they were all made by my hands-on & with that personal touch of safety orientated elegance .
SOooooo, Unlike the other Corporate BASE giants who manufacture BASE gear by having hundreds of underage children in there 3rd world Cambodia sweatshops turning out all your gear for you to buy. As the Corp. owners who never even see the gear you are purchasing because they are sitting in there mansions sipping there Very Dry Martini's. After making huge BASE jumps with all there Rigs packed to the Exit on top by shoeless children .
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As Ray said, he lovingly handles all of his SoftCocks.

I also have a pin rig that I made myself, from Pete Swan's design.

Ya and it's also mandatory that 'Both Hands' be used for safety.

I also did design a couple of pin rigs that were branded name of, 'Widowmaker' . Made a double and single pin design. My single-pin Rig turned out real nice. I put a lot of jumps on that Single Pin rig.
Hard part making Pin design for me. Was deciding and making a proper Pin closing flap that I felt 100% satisfied with for total ' feng shui ' for my satisfaction. The one I built and put on it woks very nice but I always have had it in the back of mind to do it different somehow. The 4 main closing flaps were easy to cut and figure, But the closing (5th flap) was the Bitch. The ' Pin cover closing flap ' of any Rig, Is and Must flow with the whole basic design that you are trying to capture plus be 100% mechanically safe and look like it belongs. Not as easy as it sounds.
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