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last time I checked there havnt been any base jumpers in the cincinnati area for quite some time. theyve all dried up. so you go on and jump as many of our objects as your little heart desires.I never contact locals when going to a different city,I find it bad luck.what they dont know dont HURT right? anyway you flamed our object by potentially getting seriosly hurt thus ruining any further rendezvous. well take our magic key and go play elswhere!

What key? I don't know anything about keys.

Nobodys told you about the key?

The key.... The key.....

Oh no i dont know about a key, i pretend it doesnt exist so i dont have to go there ever again.

yeah, its a pretty horrible place,with screaming monsters,gunfire and the occasional pile of poo!

My new rule is i dont jump it unless it has an out building with a sturdy roof to take a poo on. You know that!

I thought you didnt jump because your pussy whipped?

Just heard you tried to contact locals but couldnt get hold of anyone. Also the way it was explained you were the only jumper.

Apologies for the public announcement, come make a jump with us sometime.

I love it when she uses whips.

the whips arent the problem its when she chains you to the bed...

You've never been chained to a bed have you

Think she watched twice before she got bored.

no i have, but she always unlocks the chain after we are done.... unlike you

Damn it, now everyone knows what Jims key is for

yea cats outta the bag on that one....