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Hey There,

Negoiation's

Spoke to that one BIG Proudcer, Today.
mAGOT, wtf !

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Thank You.
Gerry

Stop posting useless shite.

Yes, you're beyond crazy.

Go away.
Stop bothering us.
Stop drinking.
Learn English.
Improve your grammar and spelling.
Shut up.
Stop posting BASE sites on the internet.
You are not Magot.
Exactly who is the "WE/US" you keep talking about?
Stop calling my house.

Attached are 3 stalker voicemails that Jerry left me in September after I told him in a forum posting that he shouldn't post BASE sites. Judge for yourself. When I returned his call to confront him, he cussed at me and hung up like the pansy he is. Go away, Jerry.

I have a present for you. Here's a hyperlink; it's called a dictionary. See, what you do is form a rational, coherent thought. Group a few letters into words, words into sentences and finally sentences into the final draft of your thought.

BONUS ROUND

() Parentheses are occasionally and sparingly used for extra, nonessential material included in a sentence.

-- Use a dash to emphasize a point or to set off an explanatory comment; but don't overuse dashes, or they will lose their impact.

"" Use quotation marks to enclose direct quotations. Note that commas and periods go inside the closing quotation mark in conventional American usage; colons and semicolons go outside; and placement of question and exclamation marks depends on the situation (see our quotation marks document). Don't overuse quotation marks in this sense, or they will lose their impact.

// The virgule is used to replace the hyphen or en dash to make clear a strong joint between words or phrases, such as "the Hemingway/Faulkner generation". Yet very often it is used to represent the concept or, especially in instruction books.

CAPS
1. Capitalize the first word of a quoted sentence.
2. Capitalize a proper noun.
3. Capitalize a person's title when it precedes the name. Do not capitalize when the title is acting as a description following the name.
4. Capitalize the person's title when it follows the name on the address or signature line.
5.Capitalize the titles of high-ranking government officials when used with or before their names. Do not capitalize the civil title if it is used instead of the name.
6. Capitalize any title when used as a direct address.
7. Capitalize points of the compass only when they refer to specific regions.
8. There are a few others but we'll save them for another lesson.

The important lesson here is this. Nowhere in the rules for the English language does it say "for incoherent babble, just make your own crap up".

Thank you,
ME (see how my signature just stands out as it's the only word I capitalized?)

Jerry,

hey... they have sumed up their thoughts...

is there something that you need? help? a hug?

Twat

hey gerry,
you seem harmless to me. i dont mind your posts one bit. actually i look forward to them. they are more interesting than debating tape gates or the weekly newbie "im too lazy to look up basic answers to basic fuckin questions" threads on how to get into BASE.
i say as long as your not causing harm your all good in my book.


. yes, base75 is a little... ummm out there, but what harm is he really doing? even those phone messages were more funny than harrasing.

Jerry was my mentor in a past life...I died.

So send him your phone number and email address; maybe you can arrange a play date....

BASE 75 - you are supposed to drunk dial chicks, not Jason...

stop molesting collies.
stop buying thin mints from the girl scouts.
stop dressing up as a candy raver.
stop sitting when you pee.

Do Jerry have an alcohol problem?

Some people do very stupid things, when drunked, but do regret them later.

....not that this would excuse his phone call molesting.