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So after my canopy had to be sent for repairs i had a convo with Crater Nate. Without asking i was sent a canopy next day delivery without him asking a penny.

In 3 days i've managed B.A.S and not wrecked his shit.

Thanks Nate you cunt.

Nate is a cunt.

He is one Crazy mother fucker.

Attached is a picture of him and smiley doing a black death. i believe its in one of nates films Thread the needle.

This jump inspired me to try a black death(see second picture)

I know, but he is a funny cunt. Nice pics

i still think we should have done nate's canopy justice by waterfalling that shit andy

You jumped that canopy you Jack Ass! That was a joke. didnt you see that 3 ribs were blown out and there is a three foot tear on the bottom skin? You Brits are all alike. "Suckas!" says the Crack spider

Richard Alexander sent me a burrito in a priority envolope one time. That was pretty cool.

andy is a pussy whooped sissy. Last night, instead of a halloween party, I risked my marraige, and possibly fatally, to night rape a 1700'A. Getting home at 0730 didn't help! Please pray for me...
Andy donna wanna upset the wifey...boohoo. Sounding like fat bastard!

Me pussy whipped? When i called you up and asked if you were drunk, stoned or eating pain killers I figured out the real reason why you were trying to talk quiet and sounding all timid and fucked up. Trying to whipser not to upset your lady as you'd just had a fight!

At least we know the big A is back in business.

Nates ass sucks piss water. Herro Prease
BK

got me on that one!!! I'm trying my best to reconcile. She the best ground crew ever had, makes kickass slushies, and cleans the pool for you fuckin ghetto dogs to swim in!

I can't even think about your pool without cracking up in laughter.

I thought you had an epileptic fit off your floating gay chair then i hear "fucking wasp or something, i'm more scared of those than gang bangers, show a gang banger respect they'll leave you alone but wasps dont give a fuck."

Come jump this fucking B before its gone!

I'm worried a bit now about cut suspension lines or risor cable loop. But seriously, no...I mean seriously...soon. Maybe freefall??plaster would get me sympathy! Well, probably not if I'm worried about lines,loops and shit.
ciao