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New Owner of the Bridge/Dayblazing
Hey There,

We all ready went through this.

I Told You, You can't Dayblaze that Bridge !

This Person's Name is Randy.

Complete IDIOT !

Thank You,

Gerald Harendza

BASE #75
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Out of Town Dayblazing at it's Best !
Hey There,

Finally found a Boat at the Marina on the other side.

It's a Speed Boat, With a BIG Mercury Outboard.

There names are John and Ruth, Locals, a Really Cool Couple.

Allthough, they Questioned if it could be done from 90 ish feet ?

All set to go around Late Morning/Noonish Tomorrow !

Thank You,

Gerald Harendza
New River Gorge Bridge, "1989 Bridge Day" #1
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i ain't paying no dollor for no coke!
what the F are you talking about?
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Ratting Out/Out of Town Dayblazers ?
Hi There,

Hey Randy,

I Spoke to the Man "Dave" Earlier.

Dave Mentioned that You we're considering to call the Cops/Law Enforcement on me to RAT me out for Tomorrow's Noonish Dayblazing B.A.S.E. Bridge Jump.

That's a Real Real BAD Decision !

Allthough in Life we all make our own Decisions.

Thank You,

Gerald Harendza
Taughanoock Falls # 1
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Re: [base75] Ratting Out/Out of Town Dayblazers ?
Gerald,

You complain about other jumpers dayblazing your sites, but then you list a very private object in your post? Chill out on Capitalizing Every Word in your posts and if you're gonna name names, then you might as well use their full name. Just some constructive criticism.
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My Site's/Hey Kid's Rock and Roll !
Hey There,

Mr. Jason Bell,

First, Like to Stop.....Maybe let You Know a small little Story about Yourself.......

Jason, Your doing EVERYTHING Right !

You've had the Reing's at Bridge Day for many Year's

Keep it Going !

Very Proud of You !...Extremely !

Thank You

Gerald Harendza
El Capitan #494
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9:57 am/West Virginia Cop !
Hey there,

I usually Don't go to Bars, but at the Hotel I was staying at theese Two BIG Pretty Fun Fat Broads from the next door Room, insisted that I go out with them...

It was getting Late,I already had 10 or more Beers in me...

Once inside I set a Hundred Dollar Bill on the Bar and said something like, give the House a Drink and Drink Till it Runs Out...

The Place went WILD !...

I managed to strike up a Conversation with a not to Pretty Lady.... We Got Talking, She asked me where I was From and what I was doing down in her Neck of the Woods... I Told Her...

She said she was a West Virginia Cop...She Mentioned that She Alway's wanted to "Do It", but didn't have the Balls !

Slightly Hungover, Out on the Bridge this Morning, I let her Hold my Direct Bag...

That Black Raven three opened slightly to the left...

About a One second Parachute ride, Splash...

Many Thanks to ALL who helped out, especially the Speed Boat people, John and Ruth, I Owe You Guy's, Big Time !

There are Other Low Bridges, a Little Higher than this one going up Northeast on the Ohio River.

Randy, You Done Fucked Up !

Thank You,

Gerald Harendza
Mellon Bank Building #1
Philadelphia Pennsylvania
1987 Era

P.S.Off to over by Albany, N.Y. to Scope out other Low Bridges over Good Water, before the Water gets to Cold for the season.

A Cold day in the Sun:MAGOT !
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i'll just change this one last time for effect
am i reading this correct? you call a dude out who you thought was going to turn you in. in reality, he hadn't done anything wrong at all...it was all speculation. after you dayblaze an object, you post it on the internet and bust this guys balls one last time?

yeah, mark me down for some of your stash. bro, you need a reality check.
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Re: [JamMasterJay] i'll just change this one last time for effect
Dude, he was BASE jumping in the 80's, of course he's a little..off, so to speak. I probably wouldn't have BASE jumped back then, that shit was dangerous.
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Re: [base75] 9:57 am/West Virginia Cop !
base75 wrote:
Hey there,

I usually Don't go to Bars, but at the Hotel I was staying at theese Two BIG Pretty Fun Fat Broads from the next door Room, insisted that I go out with them...

It was getting Late,I already had 10 or more Beers in me...

Once inside I set a Hundred Dollar Bill on the Bar and said something like, give the House a Drink and Drink Till it Runs Out...

The Place went WILD !...

I managed to strike up a Conversation with a not to Pretty Lady.... We Got Talking, She asked me where I was From and what I was doing down in her Neck of the Woods... I Told Her...

She said she was a West Virginia Cop...She Mentioned that She Alway's wanted to "Do It", but didn't have the Balls !

Slightly Hungover, Out on the Bridge this Morning, I let her Hold my Direct Bag...

That Black Raven three opened slightly to the left...

About a One second Parachute ride, Splash...

Many Thanks to ALL who helped out, especially the Speed Boat people, John and Ruth, I Owe You Guy's, Big Time !

There are Other Low Bridges, a Little Higher than this one going up Northeast on the Ohio River.

Randy, You Done Fucked Up !

Thank You,

Gerald Harendza
Mellon Bank Building #1
Philadelphia Pennsylvania
1987 Era

P.S.Off to over by Albany, N.Y. to Scope out other Low Bridges over Good Water, before the Water gets to Cold for the season.

A Cold day in the Sun:MAGOT !

Nic....I wouldn't even jump with him today.

Homeboy is going out "pork'n". Turns out porky pig is really a pig in pigs clothing. Buys the bar a bunch of drinks and himself gets all tanked up. For all he knows she slipped him a ruffy, took him out side and violated him in ways you would need ear muffs on if you were Under 18.

But then he doesn't let it stop there, he invites porky pig, daffy duck, elmer fudd and the whole crew from Warner Brothers to join in on his flik.

Even lets porky pig hold the one thing seperating him from the black death "his D-BAG" WTF man?? then he comes here to spray about it and accuse someone else about turning him in?

Looney Tunes.
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Re: [base75] 9:57 am/West Virginia Cop !
nice work herrenza. thanks for the entertaining post im sure maggot would be on here if he could.

keep irking people and dayblazing!
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Re: [SLAMBO] 9:57 am/West Virginia Cop !
SLAMBO wrote:
nice work herrenza. thanks for the entertaining post im sure maggot would be on here if he could.

keep irking people and dayblazing!

don't forget creating mass confusion.

his posts are just like the movie "office space". only there's no office and no space!
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I will send you the memo

Um, yeah, ah, you see, hmm
we are putting cover sheets
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