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Recently, NickDG opened our eyes to the monetizing potential of our coveted BASE numbers. However, the manner in which he did so wasn't necessarily the most fiscally savvy.

Residual income is where it's at, so I've decided to Lease my BASE number (1061) to the general public. This coveted number is valued at approximately 5.47 times more than Nick's due to the high perch that it rests on above all lower numbers in the attached BASE Number Coolness Continuum.*

Monthly or Yearly contracts are available to the highest bidder. Your lease comes with:

-My green BASE Card, with my signature cleanly masked with white-out.
-A T-shirt that says "BASE 1061 of the (Month/Year)"
-A handwritten card from me (the real 1061) to welcome you into the fold

Good Luck and Happy Bidding!

*Ladies (or Andrew Karnowski), if you're interested in seeing what else I have for lease that's more than 5 times larger than that of NickDG's, please contact me for more info... only serious inquiries please

If I recall correctly, you're the idiot who forgot their rig on an epic overnight adventure in Moab yesterday/today (and ended up taking a penalty PCA for it ) .. and you say numbers 1-100 have "Alzheimers".

OK OK, numbers 1-100 and 1061 all have Alzheimer's. It only adds to the character of the number, like premanufactured holes in overpriced Abercrombie jeans.

Besides, I maintain that my rig was removed from the car and mischievously hidden in your bathroom by somebody other than myself. That leaves you and Missy as the only possible culprits

As if my current 2 forms of employment
were not keeping me busy enough I got
an idea for a third gig.

I can be a "BASE # Broker" and serve as a
liason between seasoned jumpers out there
who have a BASE number, are willing to lease
it, and need some cash for a jump trip and
those eager up & comers with 12 skydives
who want to "Shred".

Of course, I'll have to take a tip from the car rental industry. If you're under 25, you pay extra for being a "dangerous driver". So, if you have less than 25 jumps (10 max being from the perrine), you have to pay an extra fee in case you get my BASE card bloody

Hired.

#987 is pulled from the for sale market and now for lease by green machine.