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Hello-

I am currently shooting footage for eXXXtreme!!!

This is a high speed, high risk inside look at tow in surfing, hard core MX, and everything else eXXXtreme.

I am currently looking for athletes from the BASE environment,both to be in the movie as well as a BASE jump at the movie's premiere which I am sure will be an internet sensation!!!

Jumpers must be from Nor Cal, So Cal, or in the Vandelia, Ohio area.

Later days hard core people...shred hard!!!

How does one "shred" in BASE?

There's no Vandelia in Ohio, eXXXtreme dude ! Perhaps you should shred your script ?

what kind of pay aer you offering to those athletes ?

how does extreme differ from eXXXtreme?

hmm, this thread make me chuckle..it bringing back old memories..

Will Vin Diesel be making an appearance?

Shred is an eXXXtreme sport euphemism for living life and performing with a balls out attitude.

Oh. And I take a course on "shredding"? I've got a credit card.

eXXXtreme comes from the fact that our spokesmodels which appear in the movie are all adult film sensations. So far we have Amy Reid and Sandra Romain under contract to appear and narrate our film.

Amy has even shown interest in making a BASE jump herself in the movie to be documented for all the world to see!!!

LOL, no diablo, you cannot take a course on shredding.

But your name is so hard core that I'm sure you'd be perfect for the movie. Perhaps we can film you at that place Twin Falls I'm reading about where they do first jump schools.

Vandalia, Vandelia...It was actually a joke because Ohio is a joke. Ohio is flat, I din't think anyone could BASE jump there.

There will be no pay, only the glorious fact that you will appear in my movie and gain notoriety. This is like networking for eXXXtreme people!!!

Thanks for your interest!!!

xxxtreme,

Perhaps you should contact eric ryde. He is exxxtremly notorious in the hardcore base community, and has a huge cock, ask around for him

 

please don't confuse us making fun of your XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXtreme attitude with interest. If there's no compensation, there's no interest.

No pay - no play.

Sorry EXXXXTREME!!! I would have loved to gain notoriety among the EXXXXXXXXXXXtreme Comunity... Only problems is that my balls are so big that they would not fit inside the screen of your Totally radical exxxxxxxtreme movie!!!

I guess I will hane to pass on the chance of becoming cool and worldly recognised...

THAT is SHREDDING!!!

Perhaps I will add a paragliding segment as well Mr Begley!!!

Hellvetic- This is not a movie about goose liver Pate or metrosexuality. There will be no French eXXXtreme athletes.

Although HellVetic is a very eXXXtreme name!!!

Thank you for your interest.

Do you normally get paid to BASE jump? If so, you must truely be eXXXtreme!!!

Unfortuantely this is just a little movie for the Aspen film festival that shows my passion for eXXXtreme sports and eXXXtreme people!!!

Only Amy and Sandra will be receiving compensation.

Thanks for your interest!!!

Will she be naked?

we all knew you were joking about ohio. you didn't actually think we were stupid enough to think you could base jump in ohio did you? i mean, to think there might be a building or even an antenna tall enough in the entire state...craaaazy!

Would that be legal in public? If so, maybe.

Will the seat belt things that hold your chute and backpack together chafe her nipples?

BASE jump from an antenna? What about the wires that hold the antenna up?

That is eXXXtreme!!!

Why do you think they call them "guy wires" ?

Depends on where the chest strap rests. I got mine custom done so as to not get EXXXTREME boobage interference.

On a semirelated note, this thread is making me rofl.

I must say that despite the several naysayers with eXXXtreme sounding names (semi-ironic) I have had a very positive response so far.

I have offers to film an eXXXtreme E in Virginia, a jump from a light post into a NFL stadium parking lot, a 250 foot freestander in FL(means it doesnt have guided wires), and someone has even offered to teach Amy and Sandra and myself to BASE jump at Bridge Day!!! eXXXtremely generous!!!

I will have to devote more of my eXXXtreme film to BASE.

Thanks for your interest!!!

ive got a seriously EXXXXTREEEEME case of herpes right now. got valtrex?

Any images you could post on this setup would be eXXXtremely appreciated!!!

Hey!

We jump the shit out of Ohio!

Who would have known that bringing up Vandalia, Ohio would have ellicited such an eXXXtreme response of interested individuals.

Vandalia is truely the eXXXtreme Crossroad of America!!!

And thanks to all the eXXXtreme interest from the Denver/Boulder area. Boulder rocks!!!

maggot is back from the dead......??

Dangerous Dan from the UK would love the Notoriety of being seen in your movie. He is a fucking mutant though.

Ok, enough. Now back to your regularly scheduled login name.

Dont you get it? Triple X...

He wants to film you having sex while you are BASE jumping.

Duh.

This exxxtreme bullshit vernacular is making me exxxtremely agitated. If those two chicks don't take it up the brownie then please leave. If they come through Ky., they can get an exxxtreme anal experience.
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substitute ben gay for anal ease...

Oh come on! Give us a clue at least.

I take no responsibility for this

yo exxxtreme,

can you tell me more about the film project? send me a private message.