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This is one of the weirdest things I have ever seen. It looks like the four horseman from the apocalypse should appear!

Scroll down on the first webpage below!

http://www.odditycentral.com/...oats-of-morocco.html

http://www.smm.org/.../blog/goats_in_trees

weird, but I like this bit even more:

'Goats, camels and sheep can all eat the fruit and the leaves, but horses and mules cannot consume it for some reason. The trees are covered with vicious spines, which makes it hard for people to gather the fruits unless it is beaten off the branches with a stick. However, the spines do not deter the goats who love the fruits. Traditionally people would recover the hard nuts contained within the fruit from the animal dung. These nuts have an extremely hard shell, which would be broken by hitting the nut with a stone. This hard labour, done by woman, will produce one, two or three almond-shaped kernels.'

Tree goats? Didn't even know that existed. Those buggers will live on anything, apparently.

That video made me think of this for some reason.

Ya Goats are fucking evil. good link. ...
Goats are some DumbSunsaBitches. At a local Tower around here. There is a farmer who raises Goats. Driving up to the parking area. We had a tradition to look and find a Goat with his head stuck in the wire fencing then free him and let him loose before jumping. They would weasel there heads through the wire to (Nibble grass greener on the other side of the fence) but then with there horn being curved backwards, they could not pull them back and were stuck. Bad thing about the stupid goats with there heads stuck in the fence. The farm Dog that watches them had to sleep there all night with the stuck goat. So basically we were helping (mans best friend) 'the Dog'. Not the Fucking retard Goats.
OK, Those fucking goats were DumbSunsaBitches but once I saw a Horse let a Goat jump on his back. These two guys were like the Einstein's of the barnyard compared to the other retard goats. The Horse let him leap on, to let the goat (shorter in height) eat from an Apple tree that he could not reach the fruit. I used to drive by all the time and I saw the horse and goat live together for years on this farm field before I saw them do that . I was in Awe.
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Why dont you guys like me anymore?!! is there something on my face. Hello? why are you running from me!! God damnit! you guys suck!

pretty cruel, yet I laughed. uh.

Ray: I'll be wanting to jump that tower soon along with that little S to the north in a few months from now. This time I wont let as much sand fall out on the approach/climbs. promise.

Fuck, that was funny as shit

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