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Everytime i find myself at an exit point with Mike he starts talking about 180's, horse shoes, line twists, electricity, the wind, packjobs staying closed like huge cigars and throwing tea in the harbour (when hes not complaining he needs a shit).

I have actually came to the conclusion that hes a racist wanker trying to kill off the British contingent.

Let this be fair warning for anyone who wants a low stress jump, keep Mike away because he gets a chubby out of fucking with your mind.

Here's a reverse peace sign at ya Andy. Always fun jumping with ya. It would have really fucked with you last night if you had seen the hair standing up on my head from the 500K voltage tightropes!! If you can live through the pre-jump with me, the jump is a piece of cake. Glad I can help out in my own special little way Come down for a few new objects, and remember..." I fart in your general direction!" you british wanker, tea slugging chap.
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