I also just shaved off my beard, but prior to doing so I made a nice handle bar 'stash, but every time I looked into a mirror I wanted to punch myself but my aim was off due to the fact I was laughing at myself.
The goodfellas from the Denver crew had this funny gig going in one day in Twin.
They all grew big, funky facial hair, put "Just for Men" dye stuff on it... and then started packing with the rule you could not wash it off till the rig was closed.
It was damn funny watching them all squirm from the burn while packing