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Bros over Hos
I begin this parable with this caveat: There is a difference between life experience And BASE experience. Allow me to pass along a lesson on both...

St. Patrick's day, 2008. I have, for the last year, allowed a young man into my home, broken bread, shared Christmas Eve for his lack of local family, and pretty much offered counsel, experience, advice, and love. I made bandit jumps on short notice without question with him. I call him my oldest son.

We went out on St. Patrick's Day, had drinks, I tossed a fat, belligerent fucker out of a club...etc. Good times.

As the night progressed, it was time for a jump. A Perrine jump. One of a zillion. And, judge me if you will, but my freedom to BASE after a few is one of the reasons I love this sport.

Any of you...if you were to ask me to ground crew your dumb, drunk ass on a BASE jump, I would without question. I may assess your faculties and try to convince you otherwise based on my time spent with you, but I would be there for you. No matter what.

If you went in...I would wait for the cops. I would tell them your name. Your next of kin. Your favorite color. How you wanted to be remembered. I would explain to your family that you were a grown up and in charge of your own destiny. I would protect your legacy...even if I disapproved of your actions.

I wanted to jump. I asked this young man not to jump...but simply to accompany my Blondie while I indulged the spirit. He chose not to. He decided that the fruitless pursuit of pussy in a redneck dive bar in Twinkie Flats was more important than looking out for a fellow BASE jumper and life mentor.

Another friend and local felt the love and chose not only to accompany me, but to jump with me. Had he not jumped...he still would have simply come along. He gets it. Not from BASE experience, but from life experience.

So we jumped. The video is one of the most hilarious in the history of Perrine dipshit jumps. It was fantastic.

There is a fork in the road of life that most of us come to. In the Marine Corps, we called it Bros over Hos.

He made the wrong choice. I have learned from my life that those who make the wrong choice once, will make an equivalent choice again when, say, bullets are flying.

Consider why you are here. I will tell you that I am here because I have found BASE jumpers to be the closest thing to combat blood brothers outside of that arena available anywhere on Earth. I jump with anti-war agnostics (180 degrees to my beliefs) whom I consider family. Whether we have squabbled or embraced, I will choose a BASE jumper's fate over that of a dilletante any day of the week. Even if I don't like you. I am not easily disappointed by those around me. I was bruised to the core.

We are family. Remember that.
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Re: [Para_Frog] Bros over Hos
I have never served, nor am I religious in any measurable respect, however I say the following in response.


Amen, brother.


Hope the jump was great.Smile
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Re: [Para_Frog] Bros over Hos
what the hell are you talking about???
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Re: [Para_Frog] Bros over Hos
And then you have the old "Jarhead" BASE jumpers!!ShockedShockedCool

Semper Fi Bro
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Re: [DaveO] Bros over Hos
It seems someone slipped you a date rape drug. Did your ass hurt in the morning? Shocked
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Re: [Para_Frog] Bros over Hos
!!!WORD!!!
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Re: [Para_Frog] Bros over Hos
 
It's a sad state of affaires, but all to commen now a days. What can I say the shirt says it all. Give me the address and I'll send his lame ass one. Hell he will probbable wear it proudly not grasping the meaning.

http://velocitysportswear.com/hosbeforebros.html

Lee
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Re: [RiggerLee] Bros over Hos
Certainly a few here could use a cruise through Marine Corps Boot Camp.

"It's oh-dark thirty on an alligator and bug infested
So. Carolina island and Norbase stumbles off the recruit
receiving bus . . ."

Semper Fi, ParaFrog (and not for nothing, but I figured you via your screen name for Navy, mucho apologizes.)

BASE jumping could benefit borrowing more from the Corps. A little more about honor, history, and tradition. And besides - the Marine Corps and BASE jumping already have a lot in common. The Marines had the battle for Guadalcanal and BASE jumpers had the battle for Yosemite Meadow.

The Marines had Chesty Puller, who over the radio said, "The enemy has us completely surrounded. The little yellow bastards won’t get away this time." And BASE jumping has the guy hanging from the wires screaming, "Help me, I don’t want to die, rescue me, help me, help me!" The Marines Corps was born in a bar room called Tun Tavern on November 10, 1775, while BASE jumping was born on a paper napkin in a Houston kitchen with pencil and dictionary over a few fatties in the summer of 1981 . . .

Here's what really happened . . .

NickD Smile
BASE 194
Might_As_Well.jpg
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Re: [Para_Frog] Bros over Hos
Para_Frog wrote:
Any of you...if you were to ask me to ground crew your dumb, drunk ass on a BASE jump, I would without question. I may assess your faculties and try to convince you otherwise based on my time spent with you, but I would be there for you. No matter what.



3/15/08 - quote
"it's too cold out, I'll phone ground crew your ass"



you got the same reply while I was enjoying the bar, much love to ya Harvey... you're my favorite belligerent drunk!
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Re: [NickDG] Bros over Hos
I want a Humvee and a turrent gunner...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=11c_1190774230 = a better link
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Re: [NickDG] Bros over Hos
In reply to:
So. Carolina island and Norbase stumbles off the recruit
receiving bus . . ."
haha...yapp, that`s meCool
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Re: [norbase] Bros over Hos
 >>haha...yapp, that`s meCoolCool<<

Yeah, Mr. Smiling, Joking, Looking Around, Man.

NickD Smile
BASE 194
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Re: [NickDG] Bros over Hos
haha..sorry, can`t help it, that`s what`s i am when i have got 10 jumps in 3 days....sorry!
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Re: [Para_Frog] Bros over Hos
SEMPER FI! FORCE RECON!
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Re: [Flying_Penguin] Bros over Hos
Wink not everyone in the marines can be Force Reconn...

...dear god... Angelic
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Re: [Para_Frog] Bros over Hos
This phrase has always confused me...
Where do I fit in? Unimpressed
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Re: [hollyhjb] Bros over Hos
hollyhjb wrote:
This phrase has always confused me...
Where do I fit in? Unimpressed

you would be a ho
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Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Bros over Hos
In reply to:
hollyhjb wrote:This phrase has always confused me...
Where do I fit in?

you would be a ho

no, you would be a bro thats a ho : )
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Re: [sky4meplease] Bros over Hos
I don't get it?Crazy
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Re: [NickDG] Bros over Hos
Blah Blah Blah Marine Corps this Marine Corps that, bros, hos, hos that are bros and bros that are hos...when will it end already. Give me a break with all this gung ho/bro Semper Fi shite. Who really cares anyways.
Fuck it I'm going night surfing, full moon's almost here.
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Re: [Para_Frog] Bros over Hos
In reply to:
and life mentor.
You probably need to yell a little louder, cause that part isn't rubbing off real well. Crazy
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Re: [Para_Frog] Bros over Hos
In reply to:
And, judge me if you will, but my freedom to BASE after a few is one of the reasons I love this sport.

and yet you find it appropriate to judge very harshly this young man, for what sounds like nothing more than him using his freedom to not support BASE jumping after drinking??

I can't believe this rant of yours.

give the guy a break and realize that not everyone shares your beliefs and therefore you cannot judge their actions as if they were yours
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Re: [hollyhjb] Bros over Hos
In my opinion, you'd be a bro.

I have had this one female friend for 10+ years,
we met doing martial arts, and I later got her
into skydiving. She hopes to one day BASE.

Anyways, one day she was griping about me not
calling her and I told "While you may pee in a
seated position you're a person I spar with and
jump with, you are not a chick to me!"

Plus she is over 40 and really, really flat Tongue
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Re: [GreenMachine] Bros over Hos
GreenMachine wrote:
In my opinion, you'd be a bro.

Plus she is over 40 and really, really flat Tongue

Hey fat chicks need lovin too.
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Re: [GreenMachine] Bros over Hos
In reply to:
Plus she is over 40 and really, really flat
fat or flat??
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Re: [GreenMachine] Bros over Hos
GreenMachine wrote:
Plus she is over 40 and really, really flat Tongue

I am definitely not either of those!

Andrew: Tongue

I know I'm a girl I'm just confused if I come 'before' anything because I jump with all you lame asses (though not when I'm drunk!), and I hope I'm held to some standard similar to the one I hold the rest of you to.
Smile
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Re: [Para_Frog] Bros over Hos
whine whine whine.....my freedom to jump....whinge whinge whinge....made the wrong choice.....whine whine ....bullets flying.....leave no man behind.....they drew first blood.....blah blah yawn

shut the fuck up!

So what if he didn't want to watch a macho bullshit 100 jump wonderboy marine corp semper fe'ing dipshit crater in drunk. He might not have fancied watching you explode in a shower of gob shite.

What winds me up is it's pious idiots like you who are the first in the queue to start throwing around accusations of culpability when some idiot goes in for some stupid avoidable reason and his mates stood by watching.

How off-their-trolley does a jumper have to get before you draw the line and decide you want no part of the proceedings, before you decide you'd rather not watch someone split open on impact, or does your marine brotherhood over-ride this at all costs.

Get over yourself. You're really not that important.
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Clarification
In reply to Chris & Johan:
F L A T as in zero boobs.

Holly, you may be built, which is
definitely a good thing, but like I
said, in my opinion you're a 'Bro' Wink
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Re: [sabre210] Bros over Hos
From "The Dangerous Hippo," Science Digest, LXXVI (November, 1974), 80-86, by George W. Frame and Lory Herbison Frame:

"Nearly all of the famous African explorers and hunters--Livingstone, Stanley, Burton, Selous, Speke, DuChaillu--had boating mishaps with hippos. All considered the hippo to be a wantonly malicious beast. Not long ago Spencer Tyron, a white hunter, was killed while hunting near the shores of Lake Rukwa, Tanzania. A bull hippo turned over the dugout canoe from which Tyron was shooting, and bit off his head and shoulders."

Better add a para-frog to that list... Smile
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Re: [980] Bros over Hos
i think you misunderstood the whole thing. parafrog is convinced that he is the bro and andrew is the ho in their relationship. while andrew thinks its the other way around. and arguments ensue after andrew gets drunk and chases women instead.

at least thats how i read it.
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Re: [sabre210] Bros over Hos
Recipe:

14 parts alcohol
10 parts lob-induced adrenaline
1 computer
1 internet connection
12879823452 parts American marine boo-ya
0.0002 religious fervour (just a pinch)

Allow to simmer for approx 3 seconds after arriving home; share with as many 'friends' as possible
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Re: [freeflychris] Bros over Hos
freeflychris wrote:
GreenMachine wrote:
In my opinion, you'd be a bro.

Plus she is over 40 and really, really flat Tongue

Hey fat chicks need lovin too.

..........but they have to pay!!
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Re: [weathergirl] Bros over Hos
Just to clarify, are we listing him as an African hunter/explorer or an angry bull Hippo?
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Re: [psychokiwi_base] Bros over Hos
 
Reminds me of the shirt somebody put up on DZ.com a while back:

" Hos before Bros: I like sex more than I like you "Laugh
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Re: [tr027] Bros over Hos
tr027 wrote:


" Hos before Bros "

In reply to:
1. hos before bros
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white boy term meaning to choose your buddies over a chick. though generally true, this exact phrase is usually only spoken by wiggers

dude! I don't bale on us tonight for a chick, we got a case of budweiser man! HOS BEFORE BROS!

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wiggers wigger niggers nigger posers rap white trash gay poser gangsta balco emo guidos idiots maryland pussy wigga 50 cent baltimore bling chav chavs drugs dundalk essex fag faggots fags ghetto hip hop howard beach idiot kkk morons music ozone park rosedale stupid anime asian black people blacks bogan chiggers cool crackers cross bay blvd ddr dork douchebags eminem

1. wiggers
302 up, 45 down


a white nigga

a white person who thinks they are black.
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2. wiggers
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skinny white niggers; seen mostly in malls and parking lots. known to hang around with ugly fat white chicks. dresses like a fool.

vanilla ice, snow, m&m ect.
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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wiggers

Did i understand right? :-?
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Re: [Waldschrat] Bros over Hos
Waldschrat wrote:
Did i understand right? :-?

Unfortunately yes Unsure
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Re: [Para_Frog] Bros over Hos
Dude sadly enough, I have put a ho before a bro in the past. Needless to say he is a pro skydiver now and I seem like your average joe... Now I have come back into the picture, and he awaits with open arms. Koolest Kat I know...and willing to help me get back into everything...
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Re: [skyace33] Bros over Hos
given I'm a little drunk. This thread is very fucking amusing. Except that last post.
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Re: [evilivan] Bros over Hos
evilivan wrote:
Recipe:

14 parts alcohol
10 parts lob-induced adrenaline
1 computer
1 internet connection
12879823452 parts American marine boo-ya
0.0002 religious fervour (just a pinch)

Allow to simmer for approx 3 seconds after arriving home; share with as many 'friends' as possible
Or just put an endocervical specula into a male cows anus, insert a large straw, and feltch...... the result will smell and taste as you expect.... 100% pure....
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Re: [Para_Frog] Bros over Hos
I couldn't resist
Bros.jpg
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Re: [Mac] Bros over Hos
Mac wrote:
Or just put an endocervical specula into a male cows anus, insert a large straw, and feltch...... the result will smell and taste as you expect.... 100% pure....

You been drinking, bro? I truly hope so Tongue