If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
well brett... should it? 
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Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
Haha. The second I saw this title I was like: "SWEET! That's about brett!!!" But, in his defense, he _IS_ in mexico, and not just sitting on his ass at home!
edited to add:
But yes, his BASE card should still be taken away!
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
If you smack into a bridge and nobody's there to hear it, will it still hurt? 
Re: [n_pertuset] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
oh look, brett has the little ginger defending him...
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
how was your 21st birthday, buddy? did the bartender bring you a fresh straw with each new beer?
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
Ghetto wrote:
If you smack into a bridge and nobody's there to hear it, will it still hurt?
At least I know how to not lose my ipod while jumping an antenna :-P
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
at least I can avoid the trees...
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
Ghetto wrote:
how was your 21st birthday, buddy? did the bartender bring you a fresh straw with each new beer?
actually I got a phone number while I was in a wheelchair and unable to talk...
been so long since you've gotten ass, you had to go to mexico where none of the girls knew your name ;-)
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
or should I say.. tree. the tree, in the middle of an open field 
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
which is better.. a sympathy phone number for a cripple who couldn't have sex without help from the nurses, or steamy rough jungle sex in a foreign language? 
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
ha ha, you can have all the steamy rough jungle sex you want... I'm not into bestiality.
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
your right, your into a more "Pure BASE" type of sex.. so far you've been buttfucked by 2 out of the 4 BASE objects!
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
Ghetto wrote:
your right, your into a more "Pure BASE" type of sex.. so far you've been buttfucked by 2 out of the 4 BASE objects!
I didn't jump the tree, that was just an added bonus
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
maybe you should bring a bottle of lube with you on your jumps from now on? 
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
well thats nice, did you give it a good tip and say thank you?
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
Naw, then you'd be visiting me in twin falls every weekend.
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
naw its alright, you have abbie 
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
why don't you go die in a cave with you your fake scuba certification ;-)
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
with enough "economic incentive", anything's real in mexico..
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
Ghetto wrote:
with enough "economic incentive", anything's real in mexico..
so... you are getting laid down in mexico then? because that just translated to "lots and lots of whores"
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
well that too.. hey, where's your sister? *looks around*
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
only child, nice try though... you might try nathan's sister, she's 14... right up your alley.
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
the last thing the world needs is gingers reproducing and mixing with the rest of us.. same with those russians...
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
but imagine this man... you know the green giant, on veggie cans and stuff?
your child could be the red giant, yea... the next spokesperson for ketchup...
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
...what?
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
are you high?
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
...apparently not since bridge day 
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
hey, some of us have other things to keep us busy since BD, and don't need to slam info bridges in order to justify a short layoff.
Re: [vid666] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
this coming from the guy that has more raven's then base jumps :-O
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
and takes 1.5s slider-up delays from 1000ft A's 
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
do u even have a BASE number u poser
Re: [stemcell4all] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
zzzzzzzzzing!! Glad to see you join in, stephen 
Re: [stemcell4all] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
In reply to:
with enough "economic incentive", anything's real in mexico..
so, brett paid you off for that one, huh?
Re: [stemcell4all] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
stemcell4all wrote:
do u even have a BASE number
Andrew would have his BASE number ... but I screwed that up for him!!
Re: [n_pertuset] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
maybe if you weren't such a ginger, you would've manned up and jumped... a little blood won't get in the way of a good base jump.
Re: [n_pertuset] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
yea i remember that, you called the whole thing off because you got a boo-boo
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
Wow this is very entertaning.
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
so what your saying is the kid with no base card thinks people that jump off real objects and not just TF
should loose there card if they dont stay current.
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
Ill mail you my BASE card if you want it so bad. I'm sure I'll survive.
Re: [jonnylaw] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
jonnylaw wrote:
so what your saying is the kid with no base card
thinks people that jump off real objects and not just TF
should loose there card if they dont stay current.
*sigh* yes, I think that's exactly what he's saying... i'll tell ya.. this new generation just has noooooo respect...
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
In reply to:
If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
I would guess that to many people, the BASE card is something that symbolizes a personal achievement - a symbol of having accomplished something extraordinary. Noone can really take that away from you.
Oh wait, this isn't one of them serious threads
?
Re: [stevenm] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
stevenm wrote:
symbolizes a personal achievement
and burning brett's base card symbolizes personal un-achievement!
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
tell you what, if you manage to get your B without breaking yourself or the building, i'll go to the hallmark store myself and pick out a really cute card for you, otay pumpkin?
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
like you could afford a card. pshaw... that's the real reason you moved to mexico huh? couldn't afford life in ohio!
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
your right, i moved to mexico for the economic opportunity that was denied to me in my impoverished ohio. base cards, however, (the kind that you don't have
) can be used to gain access to many interesting places... rooftops.. hallmark stores.. you couldn't have known that already, so i'll forgive the ignorance just this once..
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
oh, i knew that it used to do that... but I figured since you hadn't used the privilege in so long it had been revoked.
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
i'm sorry, o great king, i forgot about all the tight security you have to thwart each time you want to jump your local object..
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
I love how you think there's only one object in idaho... maybe that's the reason you can't find anything to jump in mexico?
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
as far as your concerned theres only one object in idaho... can you even limp far enough to reach anything else? PS didn't you travel to kentucky to get your A (and simultaneously your T as well)?
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
shiat man, I jumped more then you when I was on crutches and in a cast.
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
i jumped more than you without needing crutches or a cast...
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
you also sucked a lot more dick without cast or crutches, normal people aren't proud of that. 
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
hahahahaha... great picture.
Re: [Ghetto] You didn't think this one was ever going to go away, did you?
hey brett, i know you spend all your time on the computer... so I just thought I'd remind you... this:
doesn't count as base jumping
Re: [Ghetto] You didn't think this one was ever going to go away, did you?
Oh fuck... that one did me in.
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] You didn't think this one was ever going to go away, did you?
this isn't much better, treehugger: 
Re: If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
This is without a doubt, the gayest thread EVER.
Re: [stitch] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
oh... looks like stitch wants in on the war... at least we don't piss in bottles.
well... maybe brett does
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
AndrewKarnowski wrote:
at least we don't piss in bottles.
Re: [Ghetto] This means war...
Hey Brett, I found a site that might help you out. http://entertainment.howstuffworks.com/base-jumping.htm
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
How could you say that to Andrew? 
Since we've resorted to stealing facebook photos...
sorry for the long delay on this one, the internet here is about as reliable as Sonic's BaseX 
Re: [Ghetto] Since we've resorted to stealing facebook photos...
nice pics i tinhk that wants to base i saw a video a friend of mine made where he based a kitten off a bridge the cat even lived
he must not of had a basex
Re: [jonnylaw] Since we've resorted to stealing facebook photos...
hey i think i know that video.. were there railroad tracks on the bridge and they hooked the kitty up to a PC?
Re: [Ghetto] You didn't think this one was ever going to go away, did you?
Is that bear wearing a BASER??
Re: [Ghetto] You didn't think this one was ever going to go away, did you?
In reply to:
. Guy finds out, so he listens to faggy emo music and dresses like a dork so chicks will see that he is sensitive and not afraid to express himself (lie). He dyes his hair black, wraps himself in a stupid looking scarf, develops an eating disorder, and rants about how "nobody understands".
Whom does the statement above best describe??
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
AndrewKarnowski wrote:
oh... looks like stitch wants in on the war...
at least we don't piss in bottles.
well... maybe brett does
I think he poops in a pot too!
Re: [Ghetto] Since we've resorted to stealing facebook photos...
You two should have ugly man emo sex and get it over with already 
Re: [Ghetto] He's a Man's Man...
One of the unspoken rules of BASE is, "Share your girlfriends with your jumping buddies." Well, after reading this thread, seeing all those naked bodies and nipples, I think this rule should be adapted to modern times. "Share your girlfriends (OR boyfriends, whichever is applicable) with your jumping buddies."
Re: [Ghetto] He's a Man's Man...
Wow, brett... how in the world did you score a sponsorship with such an amazing rig manufacturer? 
Re: [Para_Frog] He's a Man's Man...
Hey harvey, why don't you go chew on your tongue somewhere :-P 
bah *harvey hands* nur nur nur
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
Hey you, be nice to the Michelin Man.
Re: [stitch] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
I think we all can't wait for your broke ass to heal and spend more time jumping
Re: [leroydb] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
are you implying he should jump without gear? that's kinda mean.
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
... no
Re: [AndrewKarnowski] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
AndrewKarnowski wrote:
are you implying he should jump without gear? that's kinda mean.
He could always borrow gear from the same place you do.
Re: [Para_Frog] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
In reply to:
stitch.jpg
What's all this business then..?
Re: [stevenm] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
wow i just started reading this to find out what a base card was...now i know that brett and andrew are gay lovers and for some reason have alot of pictures of each other
Re: [freedomed] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
Yup... go figure. To answer your wonderings...
http://www.basenumbers.org
There's a picture in another thread of Maggot opening a new "exit point" with his card.....
Re: [freedomed] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
freedomed wrote:
wow i just started reading this to find out what a base card was...now i know that brett and andrew are gay lovers and for some reason have alot of pictures of each other
Facebook is a greeeeat source of dirt.
Too bad I'm too busy with a life now that I'm not sick anymore to make another retaliatory photo of andrew.
Maybe I'll accidentally chug yet another glass of this mexican water and get the shits again so I can continue the online public ownage of andrew in between toilet visits. Then again, maybe I'll just keep chugging these $2 bottles of chilean wine.... mmmm..... happy juice.... *burp*
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
ya figured it was your base number card still workin on that maybe tonight i will get my b and be as cool as everyone else but thats up to the winds
Re: [freedomed] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
freedomed wrote:
ya figured it was your base number card still workin on that maybe tonight i will get my b and be as cool as everyone else but thats up to the winds
if you want to be as cool as Ghetto you need to :
show up after the jump with a white plastic trashbag for a stashbag
bring a 38" PC for a a slider down object when you are a lowtimer (resulting in penalty PCA)
come to do an inside smokestack climb (read : PITCH BLACK) without a headlamp
have a premature pack opening while not clipped into the tower with strong winds inflating your packjob on the outside
be jumping somebody elses pilot chute for last 20 jumps+
forget that you are a high man on a 2 way and end up (a) eating other person PC or (b) pulling low and being the low man
so many more ....
Re: [vid666] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
Whoa! Whoa! Hold up there for a moment!!! All of that stuff is true except for the last one. I was NOT the high man on that jump, I was the low man.. it is you who repeatedly screws up your timing when we do two-ways. The evidence is on the video... I may run out of gas in the mountains, get myself stranded in las vegas and miss my flight, and have the ability to wake up an entire city by starting my pimp ride, but I do know how to count
Re: [Ghetto] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
Ghetto wrote:
I may run out of gas in the mountains,
:-)
Loser!
Re: [Ghetto] Since we've resorted to stealing facebook photos...
BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...oh fuck HAHAHAHA 
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Re: [vid666] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
if you want to be as cool as Ghetto you need to : show up after the jump with a white plastic trashbag for a stashbag
bring a 38" PC for a a slider down object when you are a lowtimer (resulting in penalty PCA)
come to do an inside smokestack climb (read : PITCH BLACK) without a headlamp
have a premature pack opening while not clipped into the tower with strong winds inflating your packjob on the outside
be jumping somebody elses pilot chute for last 20 jumps+
forget that you are a high man on a 2 way and end up (a) eating other person PC or (b) pulling low and being the low man
so many more ....
finally got my B ill work on everything ealse not sure if ill ever be that cool though
Re: [freedomed] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
freedomed wrote:
be jumping somebody elses pilot chute for last 20 jumps+
hey ghetto, will I ever get this back?
Re: [Tornolf] If you haven't jumped since bridge day, should your BASE card be taken away?
Haha yea, it's sitting on my bed in ohio. I gave morpheus the other PC at bridge day and forgot to get the replacement from them before I left. I'll be home on march 7th and will be heading down to cinci and we're going to climb and jump the big stick. And this time you're not bailing at 900 feet