Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
What do you call a B.A.S.E. jumper that cant close his dual pin container? JEB CORD-LESS
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Re: [freefly_trumpet_guy] Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
It's actually hard to make any good jokes about base jumping.
Re: [biker117] Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
Where did the basejumper go when he quit jumping? He went in.
In reply to:
It's actually hard to make any good jokes about base jumping
Hey you're right...
Re: [biker117] Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
What do you call a B.A.S.E. jumper that harvests explosives???? Felix Bomb-gardener
Re: [fastphil] Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
is that really a dudes name? I like it I just never heard of someone named Ares? :)
Re: [biker117] Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
biker117 wrote:
It's actually hard to make any good jokes about base jumping.
You haven't seen the pictures of Abbie's last Halloween costume.
Re: [freefly_trumpet_guy] Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
freefly_trumpet_guy wrote:
is that really a dudes name? I like it I just never heard of someone named Ares? :)
Ares, son of Zeus, god of bloodlust...
Re: [fastphil] Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
Ok... Ill go for it... :) I hate to use my brain so simplify the next one for me k? :) laters
Re: [freefly_trumpet_guy] Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
LOL Yeah I'm pretty sure that's what's funny about Ares Ted is that Ares was a greek god.
Re: [VincentVL.] Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
When Chuck Norris makes a BASE jump, the object moves away from him, so he dosent have to track.
Re: [kcollier] Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
Did you chuck norris won the world series of poker with a 2 of diamonds, a 3 of diamonds, a king of clubs, a green four from uno and a monopoly get out of jail free card. And, i'm going to regret not capitalizing his name.
Re: [SBCDave] Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
there actually used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to change the name because people were constantly being hit by cars. Why? Because nobody crosses Chuck Norris.
Re: [kcollier] Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
Chuck Norris will never let a chick on top why. . . Because Chuck Norris never Fucks UP!!
Re: [Bryguy1224] Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?
Re: [FerrariTechnician] Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
You know how little kids wear superman underwear, superman wears chuck norris underwear. Chuck Norris doesn't have a chin, underneath his beard is another fist.
The bible was originally called Chuck and friends.
When chuck norris falls in the ocean, he doesn't get wet, the ocean gets chuck norris.
Those are some of my favorites. I remember spending a few hours listening to chuck norris jokes one night in AIT.
Some people don't think chuck norris is all that bad ass, some people are fucking dead.
Re: [FerrariTechnician] Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
FerrariTechnician wrote:
How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?
All of it
Re: [freefly_trumpet_guy] Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
freefly_trumpet_guy wrote:
When Chuck Norris makes a BASE jump, the object moves away from him, so he dosent have to track.
This is due to the objects fear of receiving a round-house-kick to the face if it doesnt
Re: [aresye] Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
<off topic> did you hear about that girl that went fishing with seven guys?
she came back with a red snapper
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Re: [UberChris] Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
UberChris wrote:
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did you hear about that girl that went fishing with seven guys?
she came back with a red snapper
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lol well this was supposed to be a "BASE joke" thread but my Chuck Norris BASE joke turned it into a "Chuck Norris joke" thread so I dont think it matters haha...
Re: [freefly_trumpet_guy] Awesome B.A.S.E. Joke
Why did they have to waterboard Khalid Sheik Mohammed 183 times before he started talking? Because on the 184th time they threatened to chuck-norris board him.
