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I have to write a research paper and was wondering if anyone has already written one on BASE jumping? Something around 8 pages.... huh,huh anybody?

For $150 I will write you one. For $200, you get an "A". Promise.

I can have it delivered to your e-mail box by 7 AM.

Guaranteed original text.

Need a small sample of your writing style, so it looks legit.

I accept paypal and, I need new risers for my 2nd rig - so it can be like kind trade.

(joke or legit, you decide.)

Well... BASE jumping is certainly a topic rich with possibilities for writing a paper. What kind of paper does it have to be? Is it just general research, or do you have to do something like discussing an issue, presenting an argument, or what?

Some possible specific topics you can explore are:
- History of BASE jumping
- Technical issues, ie, gear, site assessment, etc
- Ethical issues relating to BASE jumping
- Legal issues

There is a fairly large amount of information out there. For starters, there are a number of articles on this site that can serve as good sources.

Hope this helps

$200? Shoot, that seems cheap. How much for a degree?

http://www.affordabledegrees.com/

$ 200 U.S.

Too fucking cool.

I guess they are all scams, but I bet there could be a few out there, electronic savvy people selling a degree for about 10,000 $
but i don't have that kind of money. scholarships are rare for that kind of education.

About 14 years ago I generated a
fake report card for a hot blonde who
was as dumb as she was desirable.

I spent 8 years teaching english in Japan with a degree of similar 'standard'. Only cost 15 000 yen - about $150 US and it now hangs proudly on my toilet wall.

I was trying to get out of paying a tuition fee for a semester i did not attend, (i was transferring to another school) and i told them a family member was dieing of leukemia. they asked for a doctors note. I made up a 'alternative medicine' clinic in California, made stationary and letterhead, made up a doctor, and printed and signed a letter from said doctor. mailed it in and got me $3600 back.

I have a plastic ID card printer - you know - school ids - company badges - etc - at work.

I, and some of my friends, still get student discounts.

The school is real. "Avian University" We even paid our $.25 tuition.

I am just the provost, superintendent, dean and president - and the enrolment is limited to friends who the admissions department (me) approves... We don't have a degree program, really... Just enrolment and identification to prove enrolment

They make the rules (student discounts) - I just keep learning... Anyone old enough to know this movie (without googling it) about rules, which is the motivation for my university programs:

real geenyus