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Tornolf's woman is hot.
She's so hot, lava flows by her and says "Whew, I need to turn on the air."

Sorry to burst your bubble, but she lives in Canada, the land of sled dogs and mooses.

The creatures that arise from the Cincinnati Cesspool aren't the kind of folk you'd want to run into naked in a dark alley... <insert spooky music here>

You know what, I never thought I would hear those first two words together.. EVER !

Closer to what you were expecting? Or should it just be completely replaced with "waddling baby elephant seal"?

I bet it's the pink fuzzy attire and pig nose that do it for her.

I'm glad tornolf found a woman that can appropriately appreciate his big hips.

wut?

DIAF andrew

What will you gimme to shoot him with a flare gun??