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...i meet 1 teh ohter day. i belive he muslim bekose he doesnt to drink or smoke and i think he is posible taliban.
he doesnt to belive me wen i say it is wrong exit to jump from.
do yu rekognize him? shuld i to worrry?

anybody who wears a pink shirt at the exit point is most definately Taliban. Throw 'im offa cliff/bridge/crane... something...

ok we do that. he only not jump of bridge hewe.

pink SHIRT AMerikan = taliban

tahnk you very very muhc, i am on look out.

take him to a crane, one with plenty of security. maybe he will "slip," the parachute "hesitates" because of extra strong rubber bands, or he can get caught.

plenty of options.

maybe taliban cal it to get caught.
in here we calll it landing in front of nice guy to ask ffor direktion out of the compound... and heelp to puting parachute in bag.

man that was fun!!!

ye, with piss poor stealth skills like demonstrated last night, I think Borat is going to stick to jumping his local E's and not burning his friends objects...
A good story to be told there, but not right now, I've got to carry on drawing with my little one; she's getting pretty good.

I need a job...