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Good Syringe Food?
So... I'm assuming there are at least a few people on this board skilled at the art of eating through a syringe? I need some recipes or ideas.

Tried to blend spaghetti tonight, too thick...
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Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Good Syringe Food?
Baby food?

Taste nice and full of good stuff.
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Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Good Syringe Food?
Welcome to the wonderful world of smoothies! (Don't forget to add protein powder.)
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Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Good Syringe Food?
In the morning I used to have problems eating so I started doing some good smoothies, here is the recipe.

1 egg
~4-6 full tablespoon of vanilla yogurt
~some roasted germinated of corn
1 banana
~5-6 strawberries
~15-20 rasberries
~14oz of chocolate milk soya

Fully blend

Tastes good and it's a healthy beverage. The berries can be bought frozen.
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Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Good Syringe Food?
Dude..you can eat anything. If it's too thick - add boiling water until it's right.

I did a whole blender pizza by week 4. Burgers too.
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Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Good Syringe Food?
I survived 5 weeks eating through a straw in 1993 after I had my jaw wired shut in a skiing accident. It was mostly old folks formula, Ensure and Resource. I recommend the chocolate Ensure. Anything I tried to blend that started out with any chucks in it would just get stuck in my teeth. Fully peeled mashed potatoes was about as close to real food as I could comfortably get. That and lots of chocolate from keeping me from losing too much weight. I must've lost 50 pounds within the first few weeks.
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Re: [Butters] Good Syringe Food?
Butters wrote:
Welcome to the wonderful world of smoothies! (Don't forget to add protein powder.)

how long were you eating smoothies for butters?, did you get your face smashed in?, tell us what happened?.
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Re: [skydiveal] Good Syringe Food?
skydiveal wrote:
Butters wrote:
Welcome to the wonderful world of smoothies! (Don't forget to add protein powder.)

how long were you eating smoothies for butters?, did you get your face smashed in?, tell us what happened?.

I had to drink smoothies for a while after I got my wisdom teeth removed. I wish I had a better story ... Blush
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Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Good Syringe Food?
Plaster - the best dieting strategy ever . . .

NickD Smile
BASE 194
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Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Good Syringe Food?
Lentils!! and all you need is a food processor-- might look like baby vomit when it's done but don't let that fool you-- it's delicious!!! Tongue
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Re: [AndrewKarnowski] Good Syringe Food?
Andrew, im not in your sit., but i have thought a lot about giving up hard food all together. I just may the pickiest mofo ever. i hate the taste of pretty much everything save pizza rolls and ceasar salad. I have wanted to puree' everything, nice healthy shit. and just chug 24 ounces of healthy goodness 3 times a day. I wont have to chew it, or barely taste it.

you see, i hate chewing, i hate tasting things, i HATE cooking, i just hate food. almost as much as i hate sleeping.

let us know how it goes, and what is easy. for these people not me. i dont want to taste my food.
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Re: [Calvin19] Good Syringe Food?
I doubt you'd last long if you tried to give up solid foods... I appreciate them so much more now.