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...that is; if he survives tonight's bachelor's party. I heard Abbie arranged a donkey.

See you Friday fucker, we'll wish you farewell...

How'd that guy get that lucky?

not after last night he aint.

To a guy or a girl?

Congratulations Collin!

And there is nothing shameful about Donkey love. Don't listen to the naysayers.

no man... a donkey!

yeah collin. wish i could have made it buddy!


cheers!

congratulations man!

Congratulations to Collin and Jane. You're both unique and dynamic individuals. May you continue to love each other and every day together more than the previous.

All the best,

-=Raistlin (& Lj)

I almost got the you know what kicked out of me by some disgruntled BASE jumpers tonight when I tried, but failed, to find bolt cutters to cut the ball and chain (yes, just what I said) off of Collin's leg.

Keeping the best poker face when we walked back in the house, I think I convinced everyone I was not up to mischief by freeing the bachelor.

Collin rejected the hacksaw I had, and the hammer drill needed power... Next time I will bring a bolt cutter to free the poor bastard.

Anyway - congrats to Collin, and thanks for inviting me over for that Barbecue.

Note, the bride's family were all looking on the BASE videos playing on the big screen plasma wondering, 'what have we gotten ourselves into?' Actually, they had very positive things to say.

Inside joke to Collin... Tell me more about the mixture in the red can, because now that I am washing it off of me, it is starting to smell more combustive.

You should be thankful they didn't penalize you with a lapdance from the transvestite stripper.

Seriously, how does he continue to drug her without her realizing it after all this time?

huh. obviously you did not stay late enough

Woah, there was a lot of love at this wedding. I loved it. Even Abbie behaved, it was unbelievable.

Congratulations Collin and Jane!

abbie behaved? is that even possible?

NOT POSSIBLE.