Building strike - what would you do?
Imagine you're jumping from a 35-story, 360' (110 meter) building. You don't have roof access, but find a comfortable exit from a large stairwell window on the 34th floor in the center of the building. This exit point is obviously not ideal, but the situation does have its advantages: 1) The exit is easily accessible and very comfortable.
2) The exit directly faces the landing zone.
3) There is no wind whatsoever.
Disadvantages:
1) Only 180 degrees of clearance in case of an off-heading.
While you admit the jump is very risky, considering the lack of winds you decide to take your chances and go ahead with the jump.
After an excellent launch and 1-second delay you pitch and WHAM...your canopy opens 180 degrees off-heading, with your body still facing away from the building. A second-and-a-half later, just as your body swings around and your hands reach the risers, you smack into the face of the building.
You find yourself in the following situation:
* 200 feet (60 meters) above the ground
* Hands on rear risers
* Canopy in contact with the face of the building
* Your legs against the face of the building
* You and canopy sliding down the face of the building towards the ground. In 7-8 seconds you'll hit the ground.
Let's further assume the following:
* Below you there are no sharp, pointy objects to impact. Just a flat cement sidewalk. No rebar, no construction equipment.
* Your canopy is vented and valved.
* The face of the building is smooth, with no snag points for you to grab or your canopy to catch on.
My question is the following:
Assuming this hairy situation, what would be the best course of action:
A) Continue to slide down the face of the building until impact with ground at mediocre rate of speed.
B) Pull down on both rear risers (possibly stalling the canopy and impacting the ground flying backwards at a high rate of speed)
C) Kick away from the building and try to turn away from the building using one rear riser.
D) Kick away from the building and try to turn away from the building using one toggle.
E) Scream out "Fuck, fuck, fuck!!!"
F) Wave to grandma on the 12th floor as you pass her window.


G) Other
My opinion is that option A combined with a great PLF would result in the least injury upon impact with the ground.
Do you agree/disagree? Why? Has anyone successfully turned away from a head-on impact with a sheer face at 60 meters or less? Did you have time to flare after turning away, or would it have been better to slide down the face all the way to the ground, and pray for a PLF to save you?