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I wish to make a clear and definitive statement in regards to our business and the advertising campaign we are now engaged in. There seems to be some misunderstanding regarding the nature of our undertaking. Some people have come to the mistaken belief that we are pornographers. I wish to categorically deny this charge that has been leveled against us. We are not pornographers. Not that I have any thing against them. Some of my best friends are pornographers. I and my business associates are engaged in the printing of humorous T-Shirts. We also build some of the finest skydiving accessories and BASE jumping equipment in the world. We are not pornographers. We are Skydivers, BASE jumpers, Riggers, and Climbers.

If you are offended by our T-Shirts and the nature of our humor then I am sorry... for you. If you wish to criticize any of our products please feel free to contact me by PM or at lee@velocitysportswear.com I will give a fair and respectful hearing to all of your complaints before dismissing them. If you wish to level unfounded charges against me and my partners with out even the courtesy of having examined our web site then you may judge our response by the copy of one of our fine stickers attached below.


Sincerely,
Lee Hardesty
Velocity Sportswear

Dude, haven't you heard? BASE has gone EMO.

Dude, I love the new old lady look in your ads! I can't stop chuckling. To bad she's not wearing one of your shirts.

I want to meat that girl!!

 

it was a woman i tried to date.

Papua New guinea is kind of far in second thought!

 
Now that's who we need for our next model. Do you think you can get a picture of her in one of our shirts... Wet? It's summer time. It's hot. It's important to stay cool. It's a safety thing.

Lee

i'll have to ask. i've had some success with good looking women. my last woman was a surf model who appeared on the soap opera the bold and the beautiful and the woman before that was a Jenna Jameson look alike. the woman in between those two was a stunning isreali woman.

you forgot to add that she was also crazy as hell, and a raging bitch from time to time.. but hey.. they all are.

i prefer good looking women with psychological problems and daddy issues.

double typo in one of the adds

"shydiveing stuff"

maybe it was on purpose?

 

No it's not on purpuse. I just suck. As you may have noticed by now I'm little more then a functionaly illiterat creaton. We just haven't had time to change it. Too bussy reformatting ads trying to find ones that would not offend the sensabilities of the fine upstanding citizines of our little community. If I can ever get cought up printing T-Shirt orders then I'll try to get it fixed. In the mean time I have to get back to printing more offincive t-shirts.

Lee

i prefer shydiveing over skydiving.

Lee, as a rigger, do what doctor's do when they make a mistake. Pretend it didn't happen and then calmy say "there" in a deep voice.

any chance we can see http://reach.dropzone.com/advertpro/servlet/file?id=175 topless?? Whoever that is has fantastic nipples. Did you take that pic in Baffin?

Keep up the good work. Feck the complainers... as C's cohorts said, "That guy is a marketing genious!"
Damn, 460... glad to hear shit's workin' out for you!

you should come visit your alma mater and party w/us

gardner

Well, those who are complaining need to quit being fucktards.

I'm placing an order when I get back from traveling.



-S