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Does this BASE jumper have big hips? and who do you think it is?

TJ. And yes.

Those are Tom Aiellos child bearing hips.

I've got much bigger hips than that.

I think you might be mistaken good sir.

you guys should be nicer, whoever that poor kid is might grow a complex of some kind.

itt my self esteem plummets. Seriously, 50%?!?

Just wait until the next time I PCA one of you fuckers ...

Where's that pic from anyways?

I voted "no" twice, if that helps... but it probably doesn't...

you're gainer off our 'A'.

note to self: don't jump anything low with TJ for a while...

:-)

I recognize those hips.... and they are definitely some child bearing hips

huh?
I thourght hips were bones inside your body?
Your just regulary fat Tom

Ouch

Nathan

 

BIG HIPS=BIG BALLS... no worries C.T #6

I have the same problem with my hips, especially with this Tracking Pants.

But they perform so good.

Big Hips, Big Balls, Sculpted Biceps and Abs; those are only a few attributes of this almighty figure. Since birth, TJ has been somewhat of a real life X-Man, or mutant if you will (or if you won’t, I don’t give a shit). Impenetrable by almost anything this world has to offer, he defies all laws of physics and reason. For example, if TJ were to go in clean, all he would have to do is wipe the grass stains off, for he would actually be fine. That’s why he is pulling so god damn low all the time. But for all of these super human strengths, TJ has one fatal, filthy, disgusting flaw. This flaw exposes his one TRUE weakness, the sunlight. TJ was born with Gingerism. Gingerism, the word alone sounds horrible, but not nearly as horrific as the condition itself. Gingerism, in layman’s terms is someone born with filthy red hair, red like the devil. The word alone has been proven to make Charles Manson vomit in his post mortem state. Webster’s defines the virus as follows---Gingerism: the foul condition of a sub species of human where the hair is red and the skin is the color of pancake batter. The most obvious symptom of this condition is when the filthy pancake batter skin is exposed to any form of light it produces millions of freckles or “demon portals” for the filth to escape from. Just know everyone, you can’t trust anyone who isn’t a day walker, and they ruin everything they touch. Be safe out there

“If we can put a man on the moon that means in the future we could put a ginger on the moon. And if we can put one ginger on the moon that means someday we can put all of them on the moon, forever.”-----Jesus Christ

Those hips aren't bad, I agree. It's the hair.... And the whole arm flapping thing..

whats the big deal? dont all women have big hips? its so they can bear children... oh my god i really hope tj doesnt ever bear children...

Since this is now a post a picture of TJ thread ... here's a nice shot of the hair/wild arms (and BK's ass!)

edited to add picture.

you people have more pics of me than I do.

fucking creepy stalkers

 
Big hips? That's funny.


DrThrill and I tag teamed him. He wasn't any fun after his pelvis cracked.

 
TJ?

What is that short for?

Total Joke?

Turkey Jerky?

Tortoise Jelly?

Toe Jam?

For the dyslexicsout there........ it's Jive Turkey.

that's kind of insulting :-P

what are you talking about?

That's an odd question.

Wow, TJ.

Now, not only do 2100 people now know you're self conscience about your hips... but it's proven at 48%

man this thred is so gay!

As long as the big hips don't have too much hail damage on em, it's no big thing. Now back fat, that's hienous......

dear god will this thread just die already? please?

Tom, for god's sake, do something!

ha ha.....That was GOOD.

i think the rump on that guy with the pretty red asylum rig is pretty nice...nice tight jeans!