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this man needs to go back to work..... he is wandering around our a's that have been recently over run by workers. not only is he stalking the poor employees, but he is tagging the no tresspassing signs with his own feces.
stupid bastard forgot to photo the signs that he wrote B.A.S.E. on in his own shit. thankfully the cellophane from his bagel was still in his pocket and he used that to write and smear with. his only regret is the 1hr drive home with hands that stink like crap.

are you guys as proud as i am.......?

  Yes, clearly all the other crews around the country/world are very envious that you guys get to have such a talented, eccentric individual on your team.

Eccentric?

Nah.

They don't have an albino _or_ a midget. Heck, they don't even have a bank robber. Those guys are booooring.

 
I thought invincible ret**d** ninjas were included in the eccentric group, but perhaps not.

I thought he was a dorka dorka ninja. That should count.

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Actually they arent boring at all.

dude magots gay any way

but, is it art?

mtnlion667,

Is this meant to be humorous? Witty perhaps?

I cringe each time I think of an outsider looking in and seeing this sickening, pathetic drivel.

Do you not have something intelligent to say?

You might be a great guy face to face but this is shameful.

Question - how old are you? This is not meant to be a snipe, I really do wonder how old you are and the level of maturity that I should expect from you.

John

Ask him what Donna (Mrs. Sonnic) did when Magot was bent over and she had a oven mit, tub of cake icing, and a glow stick.

I think they were calling him GLOWWORM

Nice one John

Apparently, he's 28

Hear Hear

This one was done real quickly so I'm sorry about the quality.

It's also a bit cheesy but I just don't really see the point.


Any way I'm off to the bridges, they're cutting my phone off on Monday and I've got the banks on my case. Maybe if I feel the urge I'll log in as Borat from some crumy internet café.

hey john...

I'm nearly 30. I'm a father, believe it or not. My sat and iq scores were ridiculously high. I was even sent to a school for the mentally gifted as a young child.

But most importantly, I couldn't give a rat's ass about what you or anyone else in this world thinks of me. I am completely shameless, and have removed a great deal of stress from my life by being this way.

If my words or actions offend you. than i find that fucking hilarious, and i thank you for the chuckle.

As far as outsiders and their opinions go..... face it, we are all suicidal maniacs and will never be anything more than that. except maybe good advertising for some product no one needs anyway. lighten up buddy

>>I'm nearly 30. I'm a father, believe it or not. My sat and iq scores were ridiculously high. I was even sent to a school for the mentally gifted as a young child.

But most importantly, I couldn't give a rat's ass about what you or anyone else in this world thinks of me.<<

If so smart, so responsible, and so gifted why come in here and shit all over us? Like John, I figured you for a teenager and I'm saying this as I know it won't bother you because you, "don't care."

NickD
BASE 194

Can you back this up? Perhaps a scan of your SAT results?

Aside from that, human interaction works along many axes. Intelligence is only one of them.


Is that the single measure stick that guides your life? I wonder if you misinterpret Dwain's adage. Perhaps you are not so intelligent after all?


Is that the kind of wisdom you teach your children as well?

please explain how i'm "shitting all over" you or anyone else on this forum.......

How could such strong willed people be so darned sensitive...? haven't all you little girls grown out of that "i hope everybody likes me" phase.

LOL, I guess he does care . . .

NickD
BASE 194

hook, line, and sinker.

Is this maggot ... http://www.youtube.com/...=related&search= ... ?

then why do you post so much?

it sure looks like you care and that you seek attention.

Just because he responded doesn't mean he cares what you think of him. Wondering how he is "shitting all over us" is not the same as wondering what you think of him. Hell, when I read that "shitting all over us" remark, I wondered the same thing. His posts may not add much here, but I don't see him "shitting" on you or anyone else.

thuh innerneht is cool

Ok thats cool........


So why post the first quote?

>>I don't see him "shitting" on you or anyone else.<<

I jumped on him because he's part of a group here I can only think of as Maggot's Brat Pack.

I'm here to learn, get a neuron sparked, keep up my writing skills, and sometimes pass on a little BASE history.

But, I'm tired of the ninja/pimp/crack-whore stuff and I'm sure others are too . . .

It's juvenile dribble you can find anywhere else on the internet and a real reason others slam this board as useless.

So, that's what I meant by, "shitting on us."

NickD
BASE 194

Yep, this is very very true... its posts like this that a good lot of us get fucking bored of visiting this forum.... its normally full of worthless clique bulshit like this...


Alot of us are.............

You people are an endless source of entertainment.

like poking a beehive w/a stick.

thank you all.




nickdg, mac.......

you two are near gods in your base experience compared to me. I'll poke the stick your way just as soon as i'll poke some fellow newbie. now would i do that if a gave a god damn as to what the community thought of me....? again....... thanks girls

You are correct about others slamming this board.As someone wanting to learn about BASE long before my first jump.The experienced BASE jumpers I know advise against using this board for education, because even though there are very skilled BASE jumpers with good advice here, it becomes hard to decipher between good knowledgable advice and ignorance, to someone new.But, thanks to these kind of threads it makes it easier for someone like me to learn who to seek advice from.Thank you "Maggots Brat Pack" for helping me sort things out.
Besides, serious questions I would still seek the opinions of the people I personally know.

That's very mature. May I ask what you do for a living?

The problem is that you don't contribute anything to this forum. You are only here for your selfish satisfaction.

Unfortunately, it appears that your idea of the meaning of life is self-gratifying happiness and nothing else. As such, you don't care about whether or not you contribute.

But think about this for a second; imagine if all the BASE pioneers had never contributed or shared a single positive thing. You wouldn't be BASE jumping today my friend. Surely somebody with your IQ can understand that?

All we ask for is a little less poking with the stick and a little more flying around the beehive looking for honey. Or, go hang out at a different beehive.

This is the lifestyle, these are the people deal. Box of tissues for everyone Im buying.

P.S. Get the sand out of your pussys

I build telcom and data infrastructures for large companies. mostly ny state psych centers and hospitals. But at the moment, i'm out on dissability eating painkillers.......... sorry, looks like i'll be poking your hive for the next 6-8 weeks

And you are right, I don't contribute a damn thing to this forum. didn't realise that was required.

Life is about happiness. For me and those that I love and respect.

I've yet to insult any of you. If you would prefer not to be bothered by me, maybe you shouldn't read or respond to my posts.

And don't forget.... this is the dorkzone. There is NO honey. most technical discussions have been had, and are easily searchable for those that insist on learning from the internet. otherwise, it seems to be all R.I.P's (no dissrespect intended) and hey look at me's.

In all honesty, i do respect this sport and it's participants. ask the few that have met me, on the edge, i'm a good guy with a lot of love. But this sure as hell is not the edge.

I have to agree with mtnlion667 on this one....

Hey look at me.
I'm pretty sure that's the point of every forum.

magots a loser

As the moderator, one of my privileges is the right to "have the last word" when I wish. For this discussion, here it is:


Ryan, you win the official "nerd of the year" award for being the first person ever to invoke their SAT scores in an argument in this forum.


J, you are the runner up for demanding some kind of proof.