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I spent this weekend in none other than NYC.
And I have to say I had the time of my life.

Maggot was kind enough to put me up at his apt.
introduce me to some of his very nice lady friends.
take me to some wonderful restaurants.
And of corse take me to some kick ass objects.
And Im not talking about some crappy A’s I’m talking
building’s.

2 in one night it was amazing.
So I would just like to thank him for the 2 new objects
the good food and. Lets not forget getting me laid

He is by far the coolest guy I have ever met

who would of thought

Nice love story

congratulations!

kudos to Magot for extending the hospitality.
glad to hear that tradition lives on.

no worries bro but that hot little piece of ass u had was an
escort that ows me 1400 bucks for blow so I told her that
her cute little ass could work some of it off by pretending to like u and sleep with u.
but for the record she actually did like u

the funny thing was Tom was telling me how good she was
Dah of corse she good shes a pro

nothing like a pro. Like they say:
you cant wear out something that's self lubricating

1400 is to muhc for blow.

is it make by rolex?

i get this one for 15.89 at kmart.

corrected:

Who would have thought?

At least you didn't say "thunk."

lol
Glad you had a great time!

Brother, I'm so glad the ladies treated you well after my friend yelled all that shit at your mother.... thanks for the SL setup on the landmark!! If I wasn't so confused by the biker... I may have been able to figure out all your safety margians. next time i'll just paraglide it

wait wait wait.... I just realized you edited your post and still spelled "course" as "corse"....,... you apeared so smart, don't tell me jerry got to you...?

one more point for magot in the next moderator poll.

for $1,400 she must have another blow in her...need more friends?

not long time now and is possibl you be like d-dog: in small room with big man he is name bubba.
i am to be miss d-dog leters he rite in this forum. peopl say man who likes dogs has gud heart. is possibl i am not to be miss so muhc leters you rite.

No doubt about that, Maggot rhymes with Faggot.

Anyway, all that and no cokeHCL?

I just talked to Maggot and that lady you slept with, ain't no lady at all...welcome to the city bro!

sounds excellent. seems like i need to make a trip to NYC soon.

I hope u like chicks with dicks

oh they're my favorites!

i knew this turkish guy who came into the office claiming that all american men were gay. his explanation to everyone was that he hired a street prostitute who happened to be a man - and therefore that meant all american men are gay.

Tom, we're all super proud of you for losing your virginity, and to a pro at that! We knew it would happen sooner or later...

Hey Magot, I checked the weather forecast, looks like it will be too windy in the next couple days, but let me know if you still have credit with that chick, I'll be up there tomorrow...

Again, it's not a chick, more like a dude dressed like one.

u have no place talking about hooking up with guys

NO doubt...I hear that

Maggot must not have liked Tom. I got a completely different offer and Maggot was willing to come to where I was.

enough about the hooker all u guys care about is sex and drugs
lets talk about the jumps
the first object was a building 380 feet i told the guys it was just over 400 because i knew they were pussy's
Tom went first Hand held like a little bitch but he did insit on going first mad props for that
then this other guy goes I cant say who becuase he works for the secret service he goes stowed onhis first building and he only has 15 jumps but hes got almost 50 skydives
so the guy pitchs and he almost towes into the fucking subway line
I was so sure he was going in I said to the guy next to me dude he going in
and i had time to say the shit to at the last second his pins poped
after wards he agreed withme and said he would change his loops like i told him to do 2 months ago
klids never listen
why i dont knkow u would think they would take the advise of a master ninja like me
the second object of the night was a space ship
now just think all u fucking idiot think of a movie that had will smith and 2 guys in Black
that was the object its 209 feet tall and the climb up is the fuckking coolest thing ever pitch dark and no stair u have to walk on the rusty stringers and some of the railings are cut
The place was locked up tight lucky for me I brought my Harlem lock picks AKA bolt cutters yah thats right
bolt cutteres
oh yah and u can ask the new guys i showed them where I TAGED both objects the idiots didnot beleave till i showed them
Ps u can all suck my balls

Magot,

Are you calling me a pussy for going hand held?

And by the way 380 or 400... big deal. My safety margin to begin deployment is wide enough to accommodate for such inaccuracies. Not to mention I expect that kind of BS when I jump with you.

Tom

enogh of that cra[p telll them ho cool i am folr tagging mu
own sites

Damnit! I'm jealous of your pimp experience in NYC...I tried to pull off a similar dream while in town for the marathon and we just couldn't make it happen...rather Magot fell asleep and didn't call back. Next time...

tom, a few weeks ago i hit a few big pots at the local poker room, and got fairly drunk,wanting to do a morining load, and noone wanted to go so i called jery in new york and he said "yes base jump" so i loaded up the old lady and drove from fl to nyc, just like that. it took 15 hrs to get there and then 4 more to get over the gwb to east harlem.

jery was oh so kind enough to take us in to his fine home, and let me fuck my wife on his bed, while he spretended to slep on the florr but he was really jacking off i know because i jacked off once too.

so any way before the jacking off we wnet to the same b that it sounds like you guys went to, like if you took all of martin luther king ave from los angeles and put it into a 38 story building, there you have it..

so anyway theres a bit os a cross/head wind and jerry says to me he says " im probasbly going HANDHELD because its safer" or some nonsens like that so the moral of my shity story is stay off the intenret whilst drunk and packing up for A MORNING LOAD AT SKYPUNKS TOWER, BE THER AT 415 AM and also who gices a fuck about your deployment methiod if you atre haveing fun and actually making base jumps insted of just talking about them on the internet.

a real fine fellow that jerrold picolah

im gona miss his posts
he better get another name quick

Can we change the thread Title to lets kiss Jerry's ASS.

It was dark, I didn't see any tagging?

T.