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please send me a pm if u would like me to bring u something from the big city like an I love NY shirt or a midget or anything else for that matter .

Are you a drug dealer?

I be thinkin he is a life dealer. I got the inside scoop on this maniac. Word up is that he sold his soul to the Devil at the crossroads. So he is looking for a soul to steal and willing to make a deal.
take care,
space

A midget actually sounds very interesting... how much for one of those?

absolutly not I hate drugs and would never use them
how did u turn midgets and t-shirts into drugs u are really sick .
and by the way I didn't sell my soul. I just caan't find it

and the midgets are 1200 dollars and worth every penny

Are you police under cover?
I am Kazakhstan TV journalist.
I am being at Bridge Day to make jump with Kazakhstan flag.
I like to do interview. Are you ok? I give $15 for interview but we can talk if you not ok. You can send me personnal message.

Hey Borat....
How come you always speak polish on your tv shows?
Jen

Are you french journalist?
You try to make me angry?
It will not work, I am more clever than that.
Who fall in fox trap get eaten by crow.

Got any of those one-eyed midget hookers lying around? Twins?

Just you, to hold my hand at the edge.

hahaha... no, I'm NOT a french journalist... nor a journalist at all.
I was just wondering, that's all. I find it humorous that you are always saying 'thank you" (Dziekuje
) or "how are you/how do you do" (Jak sie masz) in Polish...
Goes well with the act.
So should I be looking forward to "borat makes a BASE jump" video??
Jen

Are you a narc?

359

I will be at BD I'm Colombian, I will be with a sombrero and carrying a Colombian Flag. I will have a lot of coffe and Aguardiente.

Medusa

yeah...well i'll be carrying a pirate flag. lol

jenn - SURRENDER THE BOOTY!!!!


No - in her case it's eaten by monkey.

Not really, but I want my ACID BASE Number...

 

Oh yes.... the story will haunt me forever...
love ya chick!

You'll have to carry the flag in my honor....

"dead men tell no lies..."

Jen

woman get it right. Dead men tell no tales.

Big girls don't cry......

Now that seems really intense! Does shroom BASE Count?

awesome. let me know how that works out for ya

Two different sets of numbers. Acid BASE numbers should be maintained by Outrager. The keeper of the shroom BASE numbers has unfortunately been added to the list. Anyone who wants to pick up the job of keeping track of those numbers has to get a stack of "Team Psilocybin Psilution" t-shirts printed up, because you're supposed to get one with your number.

you should really come visit SF, you and me have a lot in commen, includin bad spelin.

That was gay...

Biiaatch, I'll take one hooker, but if your entourage gets busy I'll gladly do you or your girlfriend...Which one makes no difference!!!

Cya in a couple of days!

I love the avatar Jen. So appropriate!

Why thank you Chris - I shot it myself...
hehee
-monkey girl

Nice... I knew you would get back at that monkey I thought you were going to use it for experimental testing not shoot the damn thing... oh well, I hope this will help you move forward.
Did you have her stuffed?

Jason

hehehe - I wish. Actually that's not the one that bit me, but I do have a few pictures of him as well...
Worst thing was there's no video, because of course the all the taping stopped when people rushed to my 'rescue'
Jen

980 needs to get errections to the local 300 foot free stander at B_D can some one PM his africain ass