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hey whoever has some poems and rhymes that have something to do with BASE, skydiving, or anything involved with a parachute. humorous ones are a +++ .POSTthem to this.

-baseknut

A want to be BASE jumper named Gail
On every Exit he would just Flail
While Wingsuiting the Troll
Exiting with No game-plan or Goal
Now he just hangs from the Wall waiting for Jail
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Young Betty was a BASE jumping Whore
Always going home from a BASE jump tired and Sore
A young BASE jumping Whore indeed
Spending most times at Exit on her Knees
saying ..." What do you think them Knee-Pads are For "?
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Posting DZ.com stories and Lie
Tales of spins, flips and twists fast and High
BASE Posers think they are Cool
Doing there Zoo-Loads till Noon
Half end up having 180's line-twists and Die
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Fuck All, I Do all my landings, stand-up and with Class
Never saying ..." I think it's to windy at the Exit, I will Pass ".
I Never crying for better Gear
Hell I will even Pack your fucking Rig for a Beer
All you little BASE jumping Faggot Pussies can Kiss my Ass
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The Fixed Object Game

Freefalling freedom
Or the Fixed Object Game.
Ask me what the difference
They/re the same
If Fausto Veranzio. ;
Whom we all claim to hail
Did his jump today
He;d be in jail!
Yeah in jail!

I dont need no authority
Messin with me fun!
I dont need no authority
Im livin on the run!
I dont want no authority
Screwin with me ead!
I dont want no authority;
Im livin on the edge!

Jumped me off a tower
Heard Sirens everywhere!
Called up me lawyer
But, he dont Care!
Went down to the station
Me ead filled with strife
The judge said he could -
Confine me for life!
Yeah for life!

I dont need no authority
Messin with me fun!
I dont need no authority
Im livin on the run!
I dont want no authority
Screwin with me ead
I dont want no authority
Im livin on the edge!

Drove on up to Conniston
To bag it off a stack.
Damn thing spun on opening
Almost broke my back!
Went down to the ospital
Doctor gave me drugs.
Ill be able to jump again
When I work out the bugs!
Yeah the bugs!


© Michael Williams

muchrespectdeservedandgiven.
oldschoolspiritaliveandkicking.

I stood on the edge and looked down.
I felt good 'cause they freed James Brown!