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hey looking for some NYC locals, ill be in the area next week, and im hungry for blood...i mean to jump.

I got your blood right here..... last one across the third rail..... dies
lets get down in the boogy down bx, biatch.....

oh its you again, havent you had enough of me yet? do i have to go on and on again about how much cooler i am than you?...is there anyone else in NYC that wants to jump besides this guy?

u should come to NY punk and we can show u what bloody hooker looks like after u land on top of her after u flick a B its the only time u get to ride one with out paying .
so thats the deal if u land on a hooker u can jump with me if not u can hold my drugs and look after my bitchs while i jump and dont shake the camera rambo
if the landing doesn't kill ya the 3rd rail will
wait a minute what kind of rails are we talking about i love rails do them all the time

There's your options firstblood: Bloody hookers, electricution, drug overdose, or you can be our ground bitch..... Think you're cool enough to handle that? I don't. Another fun one is hobo accuracy, Little quicker than those cows you have to deal with out there in calli-land and these mean bastards chuck there empty wine bottles at you after you smash there friend and his box. don't slip in their shit.....

haha. you already pissed them off.

The risers wrapped around his neck, connectors cracked his dome, suspension lines were tied in knots around his skinny bones. His canopy became a shroud as he hurtled to the ground
There was blood upon the risers, there was brains upon his chute, Intestines were a-danglin' from his Paratrooper's suit. They poured him from his helmet and poured him from his boots,

AND HE AIN'T GONNA JUMP NO MORE

dude, i own you. did i ever tell you that i am awesome and definitely the best ? at everything? NYC is nothing for me, i wear my blue bandana on hazard st. in south central, and still no one fucks with me!

No doubt.... Than you won't mind meeting at maggot's place.......... in harlem. you get to wear the white power t-shirt and wait outside while we powder our brains. Maybe you'd be my doll and run down to the bodega, an fetch us some tonic.... this gin is rough straight. don't forget my limes bitch.
You gonna bring any of your rural, neon jump suit wearing, >1000' A base jumpin friends with you to the right side of the country? If so, tell 'em to leave their sliders home. unless they want something to wipe their ass with after we scare the shit out of 'em at our local haunts.

dude,
now you have crossed the line. dont ever say i wear spandex and neon when i jump...i am revolutionizing fashion in the BASE community, and when you see footage you will know why. i dont need to wear kneepads and a gay protec helmet when I jump like you right coasters, my skull is so tough i just dont need protection. why dont you meet me here, and we can really see who is cooler...

are jumps are so low we dont need gear but we where the rigs just to luck cool for the east coast sluts. You only need a wing suit and a pilot chute. Rigs are for fags.

you guys are gunna bring the true Ninja out of maggot. then you'll be sorry. east or west, theres gunna be a bloodbath.

Protec...? you must of seen some old footy....... Hell no, we wizend up in the big city. Rockin full face 661 downhill mtnbike helmets. 'Cause I am WAY to good looking to ever risk a broken nose or stitches on my face. Some of these whores out here actually have taste, or so I've been told.
Good base jumpers don't need pads, stupid base jumpers don't wear them. Mine are pretty much scratch free, how's your face?

dude u can totaly rock out your rainbow bandana in the west village and u get mad crazy ass to bad it will be hairs
mans ass. and i want my flash gordon action figuers back u bastard

hey man, its not my fault my slider got stuck...plus my scar looks rad and chicks dig it. Maggot, you must know what its like in the village from experience, i guess the rainbow bandana worked for you in the past. ewww