thanks maggot, that was farrr outt broo
So like, I was at this BASE site the other day, and i was all like....chill.... and like, i was gunna jump man, but i thought, naww. I gotta make a phone call. So like, I whipped out my psycadelic cell phone man, and dialed this number, and who'd i get but the Maggot. So I was all like, Hey Maggot, Wuddupp? and he's all like, HIYA, just practicing my NINJA skills. and I'm all like, dude, I wanna jump this f*cking A, but i need someone to death camp me......... So like... before i even knew it these crazy NINJAs started appearing out of the woods all around the A. And i was all on top thinkin,' oh shit man, i hope they have some weed. But then something better appeared..... it was the maggot, in full NINJA Death Camp garb. Sweeeet man. So like, he climbed the A, but it was barely like climbing. He floated right up the ladder like a f*cking NINJA god man. Next thing I know, I'm standing on the edge with a doobie in my mouth, and the Maggot hands me a can of spraypaint. We tagged the whole A, and wrote BASE SITE all over it, just to help fellow radical jumpers find it. I was all like.... killer dude! Then something totally sick happened man. Some coppers showed up, and i was all like, Oh sh*t man, ditch the weed, but maggot snapped his fingers andother NINJAS instantly deathcamped the cops... in a different way. So anyway, like some birds flew by and sh*tted, and we judged how high the A was by how long it took the sh*t to hit the ground. we determined about 260. So we set up for a good PCA, started counting some numbers, and then i did something totally Faaar ouutt man, I jumped. CrAzy tie DYE All OVER WIND NOISE things are GROWNING GROUND GROUND GROUND WHOOSH. yeah, i flared that sh*t nice. and just as instantly as he appeared, the maggot was gone. time to light another one. Thanks Maggot. Basejumper.com - archive
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Re: [Banksey] thanks maggot, that was farrr outt broo
banksey..... I thought you were gonna get thrown off the train station first....... ninja is a hell of an intro into this f"cked up sport. I like to be real f"cked up when I do that A as I don't like to think about the gauntlet, potholes, trees, or power transformer...... 