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Rumor has it that our action hero - Jacob Jerusalem - had contacted locals and found an object that the land owners "supposedly" were cool with extra curricular activities.

Half way up the said object, the presence of police officers on bull horns saying come down showed that the land owners weren't as cool as advertised.

So, in true action hero form, Jacob continued climbing to the top, and fliked himself anyways.

As a side note, so far Geraldo has not yet picked up this story

Jacob Jerusalem is my hero. We should get some more of his stories up here. I'm not sure if i know any that are appropriate for these forums though.
late,
RJ$$

Jacob says:
" Hey, I know that you own this land. Uhhhh, but you think you mind if I trespass over there and FLICK this thing ? "

land owner says:
" uuuh, what ? "

Jacob says:
" Ya, UhhhHhh Let Me Explane. I'm gona go climb-up that thing and jump off with a Parachute. "

land owner says:
" Uhhhh shuurrrrre. You go right ahead and climb-up that thing,... Uhhh, I just got to go inside for a minute or two and finish folding my Underwear and Socks ". ...
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Land Owner ≠ Tower Owner

Haha like "Jacob Jerusalem has trouble doing a sick chick"? Man that was one of the grossest stories I've ever heard . . .

LOL, at least now you know who's into that puke stuff...