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So I figured If I can teach a vegetarian cold blooded turtle how to BASE, I should be able to death camp any human animal with virtually the same IQ.

Dusty, our turtle, did a great job on his first BASE.

He was very stable in FF and had a great landing under canopy. He just got his B!

Did Dusty the turtle do a running exit?

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No doubt...running exit and he even threw a gainer!

I forgot,

Dusty's harness is a Nitro Rigging Turtle Special. It retails for 1995.99 plus shipping and handling and applicable taxes. Please specify the size of the turtle when ordering.

Your turtle needs his hardnes, this dude is a borne cliffdiver
Here he is learning to be confertable with jumping huge cliffs (painting on the wall). I guess i'll send him off Kjerag sometime this summer

/Johnnyb

Durka Durka and so on...

Dusty looks like he might be a tortoise not a turtle?

You're right. He can fly but can't swim for shit and really hates water.

nick
if u through that tortis of anything with out me being there
i will be seriously pissed of at u

we should flick all of hose ugly pugs off the train station

 

what did u use for a PC and did the cat live also that a cool cat ive seen cats make succesful base jumps before
and ones that were no so good but they were already dead anyway

a

cats are old skool...dogs are in now...

dont worry jer, he really didnt launch him. its obvious that martina is holding the line while nick took the shot. plus there is no way she would let him do that if he really based him, he'd have the canopy in the shot.... nice try nitro!

Dusty is like Maggot, he's invincible and needs no stinkin' tarp!

hey evil, we should rig up something to jump that canopy i have for the rc skydiver. its 8 sqft 9 cell zp. now what should we attach it to? ill bring it up this weekend.

Naw an Afrcan Spur thigh, like Dusty probably wieghts 30-40 lbs, and might grow to over 150, we need a big 'ol Seven cell

Geochelone sulcata, the largest mainland tortoise. If Nick takes good care of him, he'll get to be nearly as big as an Aldabra.

Note to Nick: Beck talked to her dad; he says more cantaloupe and romaine, less timothy hay. But you're doing something very right because Dusty is a beautiful tortoise.

rl