Mr. Corliss. Here is your new Mission
You short movie has really inspired me, check this script for your next stunt in 2006 “all rights reserve” United States of America
09/11/2006
0400 Hours Pacific time
Good morning, Mr. Corliss. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves performing an illegal BASE Jump out of this Statue Located on 12-acre Liberty Island in New York Harbor. You may select any of these two costumesA) B) to easily flick into the statue with out being detected. Two team members would be standing by with two different high definition P.O.V. but it is essential for your own security that the third member of your team be Chuck“The Iceman” Liddell, he is the Undisputed Light Heavyweight Champion of the Ultimate Fighting Championship he is highly capable of ripping any one out of your leg.
You have 3:03:77 (three hours three minutes and seventy seven seconds) to Jump this object and meet me at the Discovery Channel Video editing room to receive your New contract.
As always, should any member of your team be caught or killed, the Secretary will disavow all knowledge of your actions and fire you from the Channel again. And Mr. Corliss, the next time you go to the Empire State Building, please be good enough to leave one of the two dozen glassed doughnuts to distract the guards. You sugar tolerance is not so good and you will end up in the bathroom with diarrhea like the last time.
This message will self-destruct in five seconds.
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