Re: [DexterBase] Congratulations Tom Aiello!
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The BASE community is going to spoil that little girl!
Hey Tom, I have a spare shotgun and chastity belt to keep those pesky BASE jumper dudes away from my girl. If you want, you can borrow one to protect yours!!!!!
A daughter huh. I would like to say congratulations, but I have to be a bit of a realist and say . . . you are SSSSSOOOOOOOO in trouble dude.
It is a statistical fact (at least at my place), that girls cost five times more to raise than boys. It seems that the female part of the species have either a recessive gene or some sub conscious thingy where they are compelled to say, "oooohhhhhhh, that little outfit would look absolutely gorgeous on Anna Grace". And no matter how strong Cheri is, she will have that problem.

The second issue is you I am afraid. Big daddy just can't resists how ccccuuuuutttteee his little girly is in such and such clothing. I can see you melting already.
Then one day she works out how to say "I wuv u dada". Then you're gone. GONE I tell you. Finished!!!
Seriously though. BASE jumpers tend to have wonderful life experience. Your own child tops it all. Even when you feel like Homer trying to strangle Bart.
All the very best of health, love, and a happy long life together.
To Jason (428). How about some child care next bridge day? Seems like everyone is breeding..........