Re: [Stumpy] Hard Openings
Believe it or not base openings are not that hard but unfortunately they are not always constant. By constant I mean "headingwise" and "speedwise". If you want an exact science take up chemistry or maths... NOT BASE! Most of the openings in the right configuration, with an appropriate sized pilot chute, an appropriate delay, a decent pack job and a decent body position will usually yield a decent result in regards to heading and deployment speed.
However, if you also factor in your own f... up's and Murphy's law, the results can be "interesting" sometimes... If you jump long enough you WILL eventually get a huge spanker for no apparent reason, a 180, and less than perfect openings.
So to answer your question shortly, no, base openings are not usually that hard and we are not "double hard barstewards". (at least I am not...)
But if you accidentally take a 6 sec delay with a vented canopy such as a blackjack with no slider

..., you will fully enjoy the pleasure of a fast and crisp BASE opening.