Re: [DexterBase] $500 Cash If You Can Provide the NPS Jumper Suspect List
This is the first time I've ever been on this site, so hi, nice to meet you all. I'm Link, the guy who (according to rumor) hates base jumpers and should work as a sperm bank security guard (instead of a climbing ranger in Yosemite).
First off, I'm only on this site because someone told me they'd heard nasty things about me on a base-jumper forum. Since I don't have anything to do with base jumping (and never have), this came as quite a surprise, so I thought I'd check it out. Low and behold, apparently I'm far better known to the base jumping community than I thought... somewhat odd since I've never had anything to do with the sport. Even more strange was the email (that showed up while I was writing this post) offering me a base jumping clinic.
I'll cut to the chase. Here's a few things to get on the record. Feel free to quote me, copy and paste me, whatever.
- I haven't ever base jumped, though I've been considering sky diving (gotta try it once).
- I haven't ever busted a base jumper.
- I haven't ever tipped off anyone else who's busted a base jumper (despite what you might have read elsewhere).
- I haven't ever been involved in a base jumping bust.
- I have never turned a blind eye to base jumpers or otherwise participated in an illegal jump (nor do I plan to).
- The only base jumps I have ever seen were on the same day Jan Davis died (yes, I was involved in the recovery).
- Yes, I have worked five summers as a seasonal climbing ranger for Yosemite's wilderness department (three as a back-country ranger before that).
- Technically speaking, my father is not, in fact, a howler monkey, though he will appreciate the compliment.
I came to Yosemite because I love this place, and I've stayed a seasonal peon ranger for eight years because I still love this place. My job has always revolved around wilderness ethics, education, and climbing; never base jumping. Since the personal attacks on this site are, well, personal... I thought I'd step up and say hi instead of hiding in the shadows like I've been accused of doing. Again, this is the first time I've ever been on this site and the first time I've known that the "base jumping community" cares (or even knows) that I exist.
As for my personal beliefs about base jumping, they're pretty simple. I'm amazed by some of the feats you pull off, and I wish you the best of luck in enjoying your sport safely. Do I want to try? I'm more passionate about other things at the moment. As for how these beliefs relate to my job in Yosemite... they don't. Base jumping is not currently allowed in the park, and that's got nothing to do with me. If you want to see base jumping legalized, launching illegally and saying you want to bust the climbing ranger's kneecaps is probably not the best route to take.
As for base jumpers as individuals, I've met some I respect and some I don't, just like climbers. Each of our communities is a mixed bunch, so I do my best to judge people individually. All I ask is that you do the same.
I don't plan on being a regular visitor on this forum, just thought I'd toss in my two cents for anyone who's interested.
As for the offer to check out a base jumping clinic... it's not out of the question... though I must say reading this thread makes me a bit more apprehensive about the idea.
Good luck with your adventures, and if you ever want to have a chat in person, swing by the sperm bank.
-Link