What is more Dangerous?
So I'm sitting at the dinner table with the family and I make a comment: "So, when I get into a fire department, I'm gonna buy myself a crotch rocket. Its gonna be my reward to myself for all my hard work." (I have always wanted one) My mom replies "No your not! “I'd rather you stick to jumping off a building than buy one of those damn things." I thought that was hilarious!

Edited to add: Well....I should say crotch rockets aren't dangerous by themselves. Its moreso other crappy drivers that run into you that is dangerous.